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Евгений Борисович Волгин ([personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab) wrote in [community profile] poly_tldr2012-04-11 11:07 pm

An Intro Post has Appeared!

HELLO.

I am Dyson, which I may or may not be a vacuum. This is my first character I am bringing in here, a super-jerk Russian that goes by the name of "Colonel Volgin" from this Metal Gear Solid 3 business. He may or may not be related to Ivan Drago, but I am sure a certain Ivan Raikov has mentioned him once or twice here I've heard. He comes from about a month before the events of his canon, so his Grand Master Plans For World Domination have been somewhat disrupted. And it's not the 1960s anymore.

I am looking forward to meeting you all as he looks forward to identifying you though your groins.

valentineluke: (grin)

[personal profile] valentineluke 2012-04-12 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Really liking "World Domination". "Groin IDing"; not so much.

valentineluke: (lukefangs)

[personal profile] valentineluke 2012-04-12 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Forget dinner and movie. Dental plan is the way to score :P
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ crotchgrab; it's what i do best)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-04-12 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
But that's what Raikov does too.
valentineluke: (fairyponyluke)

[personal profile] valentineluke 2012-04-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
But he doesn't give out dental plans.
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ deep in thought?)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-04-12 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Dental plans kinda sucked back in the 60's.
majorcrotchgrab: (❇ kyaaa~!)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-04-12 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
ZHENYAAA~
majorcrotchgrab: (❇ colonel!  ♥)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-04-12 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Nonneee?

Okay, maybe like... 5.
Edited 2012-04-12 04:33 (UTC)
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ burp)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-04-12 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

If you promise not to terrorize them.
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i c wat u did thar)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-04-12 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't break them in half then.
worldofourown: (Backward Glance [Mischief])

[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-04-12 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Did someone say 'world domination'?
worldofourown: (Default)

[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-04-12 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha! Welcome to Poly! I'm Katya, and I play a psycho vampire by the name of Karl Fei-Ong! ^^

I'm sure he'll love a fellow science experiment/psychopathic misanthrope. He's been curious of Raikov's military background as it is >D
majorcrotchgrab: (❇ faaabulous~)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-04-12 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
gfdghsdh i love the name Katya btw. ;.; I named my Joltik that (as well as Raikov's when he was in Smash.)
worldofourown: (Default)

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[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-04-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you <333

Also: AHA! Now Karl knows who you work for, Raikov >D
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i c wat u did thar)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-04-12 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcomeee. <3

Raikov doesn't care. He's mentioned Volgin before. XD
worldofourown: (Eager/Attacky)

[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-04-12 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, indeeeeed >DDDDD

All Karl needs is an excuse to kill/bite people. Very much the Chaotic Evil type =Db (he might resist the crotchgrabbing, tho...)
worldofourown: (KnifeinTeeth)

[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-04-12 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Karl likes anything that involves sadism. Plus his species create these weird percussive energy bolt thingies, so he'll be mighty pleased to meet someone with similar abilities xD (that, and he and his brothers were spies for both the Allies and Axis in WWII, so they should have plentyyyyy to chat about >D)
valentineluke: /AtomicPunch - http://atomic.skr.jp/atomic/airmenu/topframe.html (luke-hardly)

[personal profile] valentineluke 2012-04-12 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke's affiliated with and was created by a Nazi based group :(
anunluckypenny: [rapture inside of me] (Smile: Bright)

[personal profile] anunluckypenny 2012-04-12 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Dyson, and welcome to Poly! It's lovely to have another Russian here (I play Chekov from the new Star Trek--er, but I think he'll be staying away from Volgin) and I'm so pleased that Raikov will have his man around.

Just be careful with the groin-grabbing, please.

Oh! And I'm Veda. Which really isn't too important, but hello anyway!
amansgottadowhat: (But mine is the hammer!)

[personal profile] amansgottadowhat 2012-04-12 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Get out of the City no one wants you here get out and stay out forever.


That's what Hammer says.




You just go on ahead and ignore him; I always do.

Hi, I'm B/k, I play a few people, but you'll only really need to know Hammer. 8) He knows Raikov. It's wonderful to have you here, Dyson. I sense the start of some beautiful CR and Hammer-discomfort.