Евгений Борисович Волгин (
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poly_tldr2012-04-11 11:07 pm
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An Intro Post has Appeared!
HELLO.
I am Dyson, which I may or may not be a vacuum. This is my first character I am bringing in here, a super-jerk Russian that goes by the name of "Colonel Volgin" from this Metal Gear Solid 3 business. He may or may not be related to Ivan Drago, but I am sure a certain Ivan Raikov has mentioned him once or twice here I've heard. He comes from about a month before the events of his canon, so his Grand Master Plans For World Domination have been somewhat disrupted. And it's not the 1960s anymore.
I am looking forward to meeting you all as he looks forward to identifying you though your groins.
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(He probably offers dental though, so that's why his men put up with it.)
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... How many people have you slept with behind my back while I was out buying politicians.
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Okay, maybe like... 5.
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I'm disappoint.
Unless you can share.
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If you promise not to terrorize them.
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I'm sure he'll love a fellow science experiment/psychopathic misanthrope. He's been curious of Raikov's military background as it is >D
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Also: AHA! Now Karl knows who you work for, Raikov >D
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Raikov doesn't care. He's mentioned Volgin before. XD
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Oh snap, son.
I am sure this could be the start of an interesting relationship. Verrrry interesting.
/leans in and steeples fingers
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All Karl needs is an excuse to kill/bite people. Very much the Chaotic Evil type =Db (he might resist the crotchgrabbing, tho...)
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He enjoys violent company, either way. Hope Karl likes electrical sadism. 8D
(But the crotchgrabbing is just Groznyj Grad for "Hello, how are you?")
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Although, he's still a bit sore about the Nazis. Even if he spent a good deal of his time taking it out on people trying to desert the Red Army on the battlefield.
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o snap
]8|
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Just be careful with the groin-grabbing, please.
Oh! And I'm Veda. Which really isn't too important, but hello anyway!
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Aw, yiss, Russians. Staying away from Volgin is a good idea, yes, unless he wants something from you. Then that's kinda hard. 8I
(He says he grabs very lightly, but lions are gentle when mauling their prey too.)
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That's what Hammer says.
You just go on ahead and ignore him; I always do.
Hi, I'm B/k, I play a few people, but you'll only really need to know Hammer. 8) He knows Raikov. It's wonderful to have you here, Dyson. I sense the start of some beautiful CR and Hammer-discomfort.
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Anyway, thank you and greetings! Volgin will gladly make things wonderfully horrible for Hammer. He always does. It's his guarantee.