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[colonelcrotchgrab]

HELLO.

I am Dyson, which I may or may not be a vacuum. This is my first character I am bringing in here, a super-jerk Russian that goes by the name of "Colonel Volgin" from this Metal Gear Solid 3 business. He may or may not be related to Ivan Drago, but I am sure a certain Ivan Raikov has mentioned him once or twice here I've heard. He comes from about a month before the events of his canon, so his Grand Master Plans For World Domination have been somewhat disrupted. And it's not the 1960s anymore.

I am looking forward to meeting you all as he looks forward to identifying you though your groins.

Comments

[valentineluke]

Really liking "World Domination". "Groin IDing"; not so much.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

He knows his crotches. All of them.

(He probably offers dental though, so that's why his men put up with it.)

[valentineluke]

Forget dinner and movie. Dental plan is the way to score :P

[majorcrotchgrab]

But that's what Raikov does too.

[valentineluke]

But he doesn't give out dental plans.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Dental plans kinda sucked back in the 60's.

[majorcrotchgrab]

ZHENYAAA~

[colonelcrotchgrab]

VANYAAA~

... How many people have you slept with behind my back while I was out buying politicians.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Nonneee?

Okay, maybe like... 5.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Oh.

I'm disappoint.

Unless you can share.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Maybe.

If you promise not to terrorize them.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

I call it "keeping up with them".

[majorcrotchgrab]

If you don't break them in half then.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

No guarantees.

[worldofourown]

Did someone say 'world domination'?

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Someone sure did!

[worldofourown]

Ahaha! Welcome to Poly! I'm Katya, and I play a psycho vampire by the name of Karl Fei-Ong! ^^

I'm sure he'll love a fellow science experiment/psychopathic misanthrope. He's been curious of Raikov's military background as it is >D

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[majorcrotchgrab]

gfdghsdh i love the name Katya btw. ;.; I named my Joltik that (as well as Raikov's when he was in Smash.)

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[worldofourown]

Aw, thank you <333

Also: AHA! Now Karl knows who you work for, Raikov >D

[majorcrotchgrab]

You're welcomeee. <3

Raikov doesn't care. He's mentioned Volgin before. XD

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Greetings and thank you~

Oh snap, son.

I am sure this could be the start of an interesting relationship. Verrrry interesting.

/leans in and steeples fingers

[worldofourown]

Yes, indeeeeed >DDDDD

All Karl needs is an excuse to kill/bite people. Very much the Chaotic Evil type =Db (he might resist the crotchgrabbing, tho...)

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Volgin's more of a Lawful Evil, but with a tendency to flip the chessboard and table over when he's not winning. :'I

He enjoys violent company, either way. Hope Karl likes electrical sadism. 8D

(But the crotchgrabbing is just Groznyj Grad for "Hello, how are you?")

[worldofourown]

Karl likes anything that involves sadism. Plus his species create these weird percussive energy bolt thingies, so he'll be mighty pleased to meet someone with similar abilities xD (that, and he and his brothers were spies for both the Allies and Axis in WWII, so they should have plentyyyyy to chat about >D)

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Volgin enjoys the sound of this. He does indeed. When he gets some of his Cold War paranoia wrung out of him, I am sure Karl will be in verrry good company indeed.

Although, he's still a bit sore about the Nazis. Even if he spent a good deal of his time taking it out on people trying to desert the Red Army on the battlefield.

[valentineluke]

Luke's affiliated with and was created by a Nazi based group :(

[colonelcrotchgrab]

o snap son

o snap

]8|

[anunluckypenny]

Hey, Dyson, and welcome to Poly! It's lovely to have another Russian here (I play Chekov from the new Star Trek--er, but I think he'll be staying away from Volgin) and I'm so pleased that Raikov will have his man around.

Just be careful with the groin-grabbing, please.

Oh! And I'm Veda. Which really isn't too important, but hello anyway!

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Aw thank you! Good to meet you. c:

Aw, yiss, Russians. Staying away from Volgin is a good idea, yes, unless he wants something from you. Then that's kinda hard. 8I

(He says he grabs very lightly, but lions are gentle when mauling their prey too.)

[amansgottadowhat]

Get out of the City no one wants you here get out and stay out forever.


That's what Hammer says.




You just go on ahead and ignore him; I always do.

Hi, I'm B/k, I play a few people, but you'll only really need to know Hammer. 8) He knows Raikov. It's wonderful to have you here, Dyson. I sense the start of some beautiful CR and Hammer-discomfort.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

In Soviet Russia, that is a beautiful, warm welcome.

Anyway, thank you and greetings! Volgin will gladly make things wonderfully horrible for Hammer. He always does. It's his guarantee.