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[colonelcrotchgrab]

HELLO.

I am Dyson, which I may or may not be a vacuum. This is my first character I am bringing in here, a super-jerk Russian that goes by the name of "Colonel Volgin" from this Metal Gear Solid 3 business. He may or may not be related to Ivan Drago, but I am sure a certain Ivan Raikov has mentioned him once or twice here I've heard. He comes from about a month before the events of his canon, so his Grand Master Plans For World Domination have been somewhat disrupted. And it's not the 1960s anymore.

I am looking forward to meeting you all as he looks forward to identifying you though your groins.

Comments

[amansgottadowhat]

Get out of the City no one wants you here get out and stay out forever.


That's what Hammer says.




You just go on ahead and ignore him; I always do.

Hi, I'm B/k, I play a few people, but you'll only really need to know Hammer. 8) He knows Raikov. It's wonderful to have you here, Dyson. I sense the start of some beautiful CR and Hammer-discomfort.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

In Soviet Russia, that is a beautiful, warm welcome.

Anyway, thank you and greetings! Volgin will gladly make things wonderfully horrible for Hammer. He always does. It's his guarantee.