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[colonelcrotchgrab]

HELLO.

I am Dyson, which I may or may not be a vacuum. This is my first character I am bringing in here, a super-jerk Russian that goes by the name of "Colonel Volgin" from this Metal Gear Solid 3 business. He may or may not be related to Ivan Drago, but I am sure a certain Ivan Raikov has mentioned him once or twice here I've heard. He comes from about a month before the events of his canon, so his Grand Master Plans For World Domination have been somewhat disrupted. And it's not the 1960s anymore.

I am looking forward to meeting you all as he looks forward to identifying you though your groins.

Comments

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Volgin's more of a Lawful Evil, but with a tendency to flip the chessboard and table over when he's not winning. :'I

He enjoys violent company, either way. Hope Karl likes electrical sadism. 8D

(But the crotchgrabbing is just Groznyj Grad for "Hello, how are you?")

[worldofourown]

Karl likes anything that involves sadism. Plus his species create these weird percussive energy bolt thingies, so he'll be mighty pleased to meet someone with similar abilities xD (that, and he and his brothers were spies for both the Allies and Axis in WWII, so they should have plentyyyyy to chat about >D)

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Volgin enjoys the sound of this. He does indeed. When he gets some of his Cold War paranoia wrung out of him, I am sure Karl will be in verrry good company indeed.

Although, he's still a bit sore about the Nazis. Even if he spent a good deal of his time taking it out on people trying to desert the Red Army on the battlefield.

[valentineluke]

Luke's affiliated with and was created by a Nazi based group :(

[colonelcrotchgrab]

o snap son

o snap

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