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[colonelcrotchgrab]

HELLO.

I am Dyson, which I may or may not be a vacuum. This is my first character I am bringing in here, a super-jerk Russian that goes by the name of "Colonel Volgin" from this Metal Gear Solid 3 business. He may or may not be related to Ivan Drago, but I am sure a certain Ivan Raikov has mentioned him once or twice here I've heard. He comes from about a month before the events of his canon, so his Grand Master Plans For World Domination have been somewhat disrupted. And it's not the 1960s anymore.

I am looking forward to meeting you all as he looks forward to identifying you though your groins.

Comments

[colonelcrotchgrab]

VANYAAA~

... How many people have you slept with behind my back while I was out buying politicians.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Nonneee?

Okay, maybe like... 5.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Oh.

I'm disappoint.

Unless you can share.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Maybe.

If you promise not to terrorize them.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

I call it "keeping up with them".

[majorcrotchgrab]

If you don't break them in half then.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

No guarantees.