WHY HELLO AGAIN.

[pike]

hi there, poly, this is tussah (courut's player). bringing you another socially maladjusted teenager per by mici's request! this here is nigel colbie, one of the main characters from the psychological thriller (i guess?) like minds. if you haven't heard of it, i don't blame you don't worry, and if you have YOU GET A COOKIE. in a nutshell, it's sort of like a british version of murder by numbers in that it is a modern take on two teenage boys rife with homosocial panic who turn out to be serial killers (re: real-life serial killers leopold and loeb). only difference being that nigel is completely delusional and believes he and his murdering partner are descendants of the holy order of the knights templar.

...no. seriously.

so basically, mention destiny or knights to nigel and he may try to convince to go whack some people in order to inherit eternity. this is how nigel makes friends. he also likes chess, taxidermy, ignoring personal space and cutting of his loved ones' heads. i look forward to building lasting bonds of friendship and mayhem in the future.

so, if you'd please: friend add his_instrument or his_instrument away.  and if you feel like watching an hour and a half's worth of eddie redmayne and tomstu glaring at one another, check out the movie.  :P

Comments

[synanthrope]

Hello my love.

[pike]

You'd better be ready to listen to me blather on about eternity. Or tell me I'm completely fucked and hit me in the face. Worked for Jack.

[synanthrope]

Don't worry, Saya tunes out about 90% of what humans say anyway.

[pike]

MAY A TRUER FRIENDSHIP NEVER EXIST. HE WILL MAKE THIS FACE PLENTY I'M SURE.

[cold_dry_pieces]

o hai thar

[pike]

SO I'M THINKING WE SHOULD START A BOOK CLUB. only creepier.

like a I KEEP BODY PARTS IN JARS club. yeah.

[cold_dry_pieces]

I like your ideas, kid.

sob i am so lame i can't even remember, did they ever hang out in c&c?

[pike]

i think they got to interact once or twice, but nothing serious. though the conversation DID inspire nigel to cut off the fingers of his next victim. I THINK THEY TALKED ABOUT HOW HE WAS A DOCTOR.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Hello.

Rosella is sure that it's wonderfully nice to meet you and it's so lovely that you're friends with Miss Saya and all and so of course any friend of Miss Saya's is a friend of hers but please do not chop her up and keep her in jars and/or use her for any Maraclea rituals, please and thank you.




Eep.

[pike]

But Miss Rosella, surely as a princess you are in need of a knight. And that is what I am.








steeples fingers.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Um. Yes, well, that's very nice and it's a simply lovely offer and all but...um. I won't be a very worthy princess if you chop me up into pieces and keep me on shelves, so I think we'd better avoid that all around, don't you?







scream.

[raecee.livejournal.com]

OH GOD.

YES.

Why are you so amazing I freaking love this movie

[pike]

OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS HERE HAVE A COOKIE

now i know at least one person will appreciate whenever nigel tells somebody WE WILL BE UNITED in a totally not homosocial panic type way

[mumbled_truth]

YES OF COURSE ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE COOKIE IT IS LOVELY /noms

I will appreciate it. I am kind of excite XD

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I own this film. I have not watched it. I have just read the summary of the plot in your app.

I AM NOW SO DISTURBED.

[habitformed.livejournal.com]

I ALWAYS FEEL BAD WHEN I HAVE TO FILL OUT THE "WHERE IS YOUR PULLPOINT" PART OF THE APPLICATION. :(

but really the homosocial panic makes up for the RIDICULOUS FACTOR of nigel's motivation.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

SOB 'WELL IT IS AFTER HIS MUM IS KILLED BUT BEFORE HE HAS SEX WITH HER. SO. YOU KNOW. THAT MAKES THINGS OKAY.'

ashkdfghdsshf pretty people stop being in such creepy things

[absinthe-eyed.livejournal.com]

What you meant, of course, is that it's a much, much better version of what Murder by Numbers, in some fabulous alternate dimension, could have been.

Also, Leopold-and-Loeb-based murderous teenagers with not so latent homosexual tendencies unite, or something. Except not, because Nigel's more the Richard character there, and Justin is trying to avoid those. Sob.

[absinthe-eyed.livejournal.com]

Although on second thought, Nigel's more the Justin counterpart.

Hm. /thinks

[habitformed.livejournal.com]

i dunno, man, THERE ARE TEMPLARS AND CRAP IN THIS ONE. like mad props to tomstu for being able to deliver his lines with spookymad conviction but SOMETIMES his motivations leave me giggling behind a hand.

they may have to eyeball one another at a distance. NIGEL CAN SMELL A SOCIOPATH FROM A MILE AWAY OKAY.

[absinthe-eyed.livejournal.com]

I've seen it, but it was a long, long time ago and it puts Murder by Numbers to shame in every imaginable way, seriously. It creeped me out, not gonna lie.

Justin might have some issues, but on the sociopath scale? He's a one to Nigel's ten. Actually, Richard might have been around a five on that scale, what with the manic laughter and the eyeball-licking, but Nigel still has 'em beat.

[iseemore.livejournal.com]

..../is really very distracted by the mention of Eddie Redmayne.............now then if only I could make myself actually watch these things.

[unprincipledman.livejournal.com]

HIS FRECKLES ARE BRILLIANT IN THIS MOVIE.

[the-alice.livejournal.com]

;____; /so tempted......./locates it and makes her roommate watch it with her or something @///@

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey, this journal looks familiar. Where have I seen this...

/Dawn approves
/Dawn goes back to hiatus now