poly_tldr | WHY HELLO AGAIN.

hi there, poly, this is tussah (

courut's player). bringing you another socially maladjusted teenager ~~per by mici's request~~! this here is nigel colbie, one of the main characters from the psychological thriller (i guess?) like minds. if you haven't heard of it, i don't blame you don't worry, and if you have YOU GET A COOKIE. in a nutshell, it's sort of like a british version of murder by numbers in that it is a modern take on two teenage boys ~~rife with homosocial panic~~ who turn out to be serial killers (re: real-life serial killers leopold and loeb). only difference being that nigel is completely delusional and believes he and his murdering partner are descendants of the holy order of the knights templar.

...no. seriously.

so basically, mention destiny or knights to nigel and he may try to convince to go whack some people in order to inherit eternity. this is how nigel makes friends. he also likes chess, taxidermy, ignoring personal space and cutting of his loved ones' heads. i look forward to building lasting bonds of friendship and mayhem in the future.

so, if you'd please: friend add his_instrument or

his_instrument away. ~~and if you feel like watching an hour and a half's worth of eddie redmayne and tomstu glaring at one another, check out the movie. :P~~

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No. Murdering princess for the sake of eternity is precisely how to get ahead in life.

Just so you know.

oh will it be a party SHALL I MAKE TEA?

Now look Nigel let's not lose our heads here okay.

Sob Rosella's going to have to, like, go into hiding after this one. Or witness protection. Or something.

Is it poisoned tea?

he's harmless enough until he starts calling you maraclea, okay? then you need to call for an adult. alex is the one you need to be wary of AND HE'S NOT HERE ~~thank goodness~~.

EARL GREY, unless you'd rather something else

I find this doubly funny because not only is her twin brother named Alex(ander), but...y'know. I'm Alex.

Sob, Rosella's life just keeps getting worse and worse. SHE'S A FAIRY-TALE PRINCESS, NIGEL. SHE'S LIKE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. DON'T BREAK HER.

Just water, please. Plain, ordinary, non-drugged and/or chemically altered water.

this is where i am required to tell you that WE WILL BE UNITED. no seriously this is nigel's catch phrase and he never shuts up about it and destiny.

BECAUSE SHE IS A FAIRY TALE PRINCESS IT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER. he's OBSESSED With knights and sort of honor and glory that the templars sort of represent so CLEARLY A PRINCESS IS A SIGN. THE BOY SWOONS AT THE THOUGHT OF SOVEREIGNTY OKAY.

Drugs. Please. I'm hardly a heathen.

Recipe. For. DISASTER. Because she loves talking about her kingdom. And he father the king. And justice. And honor. And being a princess. And nobility. And wearing glass slippers and riding horses and she lives with Saya and ohhhhhhhh my god she's gonna die.

This is it. This is the end. Death warrant is signed.

Also she once got a heart in a jar as a "present" so...yeah. Stuff like that? Freaks her out bad. Really bad. Super duper bad.

if it's any consolation, nigel's ONLY meant to cut the head off of his one true love. so he's gonna have to make rosella LOVE him or something (though admittedly in the movie his idea of 'true love' is like HEY ALEX YOU HAD A CONVERSATION WITH HER CLEARLY IT'S CHOPPY CHOPPY TIME) in order for it to work.

that, or he gets SUPER BORED. then he'll just play with her entrails.

OKAY NOTE TO SELF. JAR FULL OF TEETH? NOT A GOOD VALENTINE FOR PRINCESS ROSELLA. duly noted.

Oh. Well. Thank goodness, Rosella's one true love is already all sewn up (FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING AAAAAAH), so. Not today! /dodges a bullet

Although actually. If he DOES decide to creep on her, even just because she's a princess or something, that might give her an excuse to jumpstart a plot thing I've been thinking about for like...a year, so.

HMMMMMMMMMM.

NO. NO IT IS NOT. STOP THAT. BAD NIGEL, NO COOKIE.

nigel tends to creep on PEOPLE IN GENERAL if he finds them engaging (otherwise he won't bother at all, he kind of swings to extremes) but given how IT SEEMS THE PLANETS ARE IN ALIGNMENT WITH THIS ONE the likelihood QUITE HIGH that he'd try.

I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO BE YOUR PLOT JUMPSTARTY DEVICE!

but i cleaned them and everything for you :c

See, Rosella can do magic. Actual magic. And there is this one very dangerous kind of magic that she's been putting off trying because she's like NAH I DON'T NEED IT and so on and so forth but if she were to pick up a creeper...well, she might end up deciding that the ability to instantaneously transform into a diamond-clawed tiger and rip somebody's throat out MIGHT be useful to have around, after all. >>

BUT I WILL THINK IT OVER AND KEEP YOU POSTED OKAY? ♥

okay look Nigel and this is speaking as someone who once stole somebody's eyeball and then destroyed it on the ground........no. just no.

OH MY GOD HOW EPIC WOULD THAT BE. let me tell you: BEAUTIFULLY EPIC. seriously, if you think it over and think DIAMOND CLAWED TIGER TIME IS A GO i'd be totally down with giving it a try (sob mouse would THINK IT'S SO FRIGGIN COOL). either way BE PREPARED FOR SOME NIGEL ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL ROSELLA.

also can i just say that I THINK IT'S EPIC THAT YOU PLAY HER. the kings quest series is SUCH A THROWBACK TO MY CHILDHOOD everytime i see her i die of glee inside.

Well it's either tiger, dragon, cobra, or...giant...poisonous-smelling...flying...mantis...wasp...stingery...monster thing. All the rest are defensive shapeshifting things. And I'd have to run it by the mods, obviously, to make sure she could do it, but...heeheehee, I would laugh so hard if somebody tried to jump her and she was just like IT'S MORPHIN' TIME SABERTOOTH TIGER and pounced on somebody and made them wet their pants or something.

And I am so glad you like (and recognize, holy crap) her! I love it when I run into people who recognize her series because that means I can bitch about the IMPOSSIBLE PUZZLES in her canon (fucking whale, fucking stairs, FUCKING BEANSTALK AAAAAH) and actually...possibly receive sympathy for my plight. Sob.

NO HURTING ROSELLA or Neil will.......

okay, actually, Neil can't do much.

But he's friends with an enormous dragon and some superheros and things so. >_> there's that?

OH THANK GOD THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED

WHY HELLO AGAIN.

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