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Ah...! Hello, Poly! My name is Lins, and I'm new to the game, bringing in Natasha Romanoff of MCU fame. I'm horrible at intros, and Natasha's pretty well known at this point, so to sum up, she's a spy slash assassin slash superhero tasked with being Clint Barton's partner on SHIELD's Delta Squad and she can probably kill you with her pinky. Feel free to add me on plurk at

motomiya.

I'm pretty stoked to be in the game! Thanks for having me!

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oh natasha natasha natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

welcome

SIF!! SHE'S HEARD.... nothing about you, thanks Thor, but to be fair they were fighting aliens.

THEY NEED TO BE BROS. ASSKICKING BROS.

YOU MEAN SISTERS BUT OF COURSE THEY NEED TO BE, IT'S IMPERATIVE

after they glare at thor for not mentioning there was a babe as good at killing on asgard/midgard

YES MY BAD SISTERS OF ASSKICKING

right. come on thor, really. maybe he's scared that they'll team up on him.

because they will
natasha quit your dayjob, be part of sif's army

do i get benefits and paid time off

you get a better boss

:|a you drive a hard bargain

and free mimosas
because we'll charge them on loki's account

deal

Yes, drink the fruit of his ill gotten gains :3

Bro!sif, her boss fights motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes.

Asgard's beat on that one.

ridiculous!

put your brother on a plane, give sif two minutes

and dinosaurs. don't forget dinosaurs.

I'm sorry, did you see how much emo he had to pile before and after the Alien prop rejects??????

The guy was on a schedule and it was always Angst O'Clock.

they went for shwarma together!!

Even the shawarma was sad.

okay yeah, steve nearly passing out in his falafel was kind of sad

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