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[vdova]

Ah...! Hello, Poly! My name is Lins, and I'm new to the game, bringing in Natasha Romanoff of MCU fame. I'm horrible at intros, and Natasha's pretty well known at this point, so to sum up, she's a spy slash assassin slash superhero tasked with being Clint Barton's partner on SHIELD's Delta Squad and she can probably kill you with her pinky. Feel free to add me on plurk at motomiya.

I'm pretty stoked to be in the game! Thanks for having me!

Comments

[asofwar]

YOU MEAN SISTERS BUT OF COURSE THEY NEED TO BE, IT'S IMPERATIVE

after they glare at thor for not mentioning there was a babe as good at killing on asgard/midgard

[vdova]

YES MY BAD SISTERS OF ASSKICKING

right. come on thor, really. maybe he's scared that they'll team up on him.

[asofwar]

because they will
natasha quit your dayjob, be part of sif's army

[vdova]

do i get benefits and paid time off

[asofwar]

you get a better boss

[vdova]

:|a you drive a hard bargain

[asofwar]

and free mimosas
because we'll charge them on loki's account

[vdova]

deal

[coldchaos]

Yes, drink the fruit of his ill gotten gains :3

[subecho]

Bro!sif, her boss fights motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes.

Asgard's beat on that one.

[asofwar]

ridiculous!

put your brother on a plane, give sif two minutes

[vdova]

and dinosaurs. don't forget dinosaurs.