Hey guys out on Poly, we have a plot in store for you!

So on the 20th, Rosella and Edmund are going to the zoo (presumably for a certain King of Narnia's birthday) where in a fit of argument, they will accidentally release one of the Zoo's prized unicorns.

This is only problematic because this is a wild unicorn, and while virgins he's okay with, it is the deflowered who have to worry. While Edmund and Rosella will be hunting this unicorn down for a few days, it will be terrorizing the population of the City.

That said. If you have a character who is not a virgin who you wish to encounter the unicorn, be prepared to be mauled/trampled/gored/mangled at least a little. We have ten slots for people who want to be unicorn'd, so if you're interested sign up here!

1. historyrepeater
2. had_not_lived
3. musntbeboring
4. construire
5. heelsandlaw
6. elevatorkick
7. advancetheplot
8. am_i_being_rude
9. overreached
10. miseternity

The unicorn is going to be caught on the 23rd by an elite squad of virgins (Edmund and Rosella will, undoubtedly, be taking volunteers for this, so watch out for a recruitment post by one of them), so all maulings have to happen between the 20th in the afternoon and the 23rd in the early evening, when the unicorn will be going back to the zoo.

If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask, just let me know!

100% mod-approved.

Hey everyone! Rizu here- who has been amazingly MIA this this month! I just finished my last final exam for the semester, so from here on, I'm only on barely!hiatus for the holidays, and my characters will be back in action. That's knaveswitness, seekinghead, deathbutler, sciencedaughter, and ninelocks.

However, you may have noticed some of my usual line-up are missing there. I filled out the form a bit ago, but to make it publicly official--

friend remove mustbemad
friend remove justasystem @ the admin console

or just hover: mustbemad, justasystem.

I had a blast playing them, but I'm needing to change up my cast like whoa since I've been playing some of them so long I've just run in to a dead end. (And more drops- and apps- will likely come soon sob/yay!) Thanks for playing with them! As a note, Tianzi would have left letters for those close to her thanking them for their friendship, her regrets to leave them, well wishes, and parting thoughts. If you don't know for sure whether your char. might get one, feel free to ask.

/ATTACHES SELF TO POLY ONCE AGAIN

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, MAGGOTS ♥!

Attention! In the name of the Dark Lord, I will inform you:

1. That Polychromatic is one (1) Bellatrix Lestrange richer.
2. That she doesn't play nice, never will play nice.
3. That she might kidnap, maim, toture, and then hide from the law like some pro.
4. That just because you're a villain, she won't kiss your cheek if you're still a muggle. (Sorry, boos)
5. That for a few days before she actually posts, she will be lurking about, maybe torturing people, maybe stealing devices if she ruins her in a fit of anger, maybe cackling in some Weasley's ear, or maybe she'll just sip her fucking tea in a British corner. You won't know. Because it's Bellatrix Lestrange, and she rolls like a dodecahedron.
6. That you should definitely all friends add hislastandbest, if you know what's good for you. hislastandbest

Also, this is uhhh Cella again with another character reeled in by the hidden power of Poly, hoping that you won't hate me. It's my first time handling a crazy nutso villain, so whatever Bella may do or say REST ASSURED THAT I LIKE YOU ALL.

Now scream for the Death Eaters.

Specifically anyone who knows MARA, KEN, MERCY, CASPIAN, UMI or any combination thereof. If you are one of those people, you were invited to a party that's happening at Mara's (huge) house Saturday evening.

I will be putting up a log for it sometime tomorrow for everyone to make merry.

There will be a huge tree with little gifts (think of the $5-$10) variety for everyone who attends. People can just choose at random and muns can make up whatever they like. And if it's something they don't like, they can trade.
There will be a TON of food.
There will be music and dancing if you wish.

But most importantly, there will be MISTLETOE.

I'm about to head out for birthday shenanigan's, but if anyone has questions or would like to use this to plan, or just say, HI I'M COMING please, by all means.

I joined Polychromatic on December 17th four years ago with my first character, an OC named Anita.  I've picked up six or seven characters here in those four years.  Justin has been here for over two years; Penny's getting to her second year anniversary.  I've made amazing friends, played out some incredible plots, and developed more CR than I imagined possible.  Poly has been my Happy Place to escape to--a home away from home.

You can tell this is building up to a drop, right? 

I'm so sorry, especially to the muns of characters that mine were close to and all of the fabulous new D.Gray-Man peeps.  I didn't intend to drop when I went on hiatus and I certainly didn't mean to drop on my fourth Polyversary, but now just isn't the time for roleplaying.  The timing's bad (I really did want to do Christmas with Penny) and really sudden, and I can't apologize enough for that.  It's been great, though, and I'd really like to come back someday.  Until then, I'll think of you fondly and wonder what those crazy deities are up to now.

I don't think I can make farewell posts without dissolving into a puddle of tears, so I'm afraid that Justin, Penny, and Lulu Bell will be vanishing as of today.  Their personal belongings and animals can be distributed as needed. This leaves Justin's job on the police force open--I'm incredibly sorry, Eri--and the Welcome Center without a mother.  If anyone's interested in keeping it up, please email me at pariah@cox.net or hit up my personal journal, ohsoboring .  Let me know if there's anything I need to wrap up, too, and you're very welcome to friend my personal journal if you want to stay in touch.  With that said...

friend remove absinthe_eyed
friend remove horrible_penny
friend remove thisismyjob

I've loved playing here over the years.  Thank you, mods and players alike, for making this game remarkable.  There won't ever be another roleplaying game for me. Poly? You're it, baby, and I'm sorry for the prolonged farewell, but it isn't easy to quit you.

Keep your heads up. ♥ I hope I'll see you guys around again someday.