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I would like to preface this post by informing all of you that gossamerrain (Frankie, Brian, Cameron, Tommy, Neil)-mun is a conniving temptress, aided of course by her evil, talking monkey raecee (Jessica, Wilson, Todd)

Now with that over, I would like you guys all to meet Edward Dalton from the vampire movie Daybreakers. He's recently become human after discovering a cure for vampirisim, and for the first time in ten years, he's savoring every moment of his life. He's also never_very_good's also BRO older brother, which is a very important fact.

Edward also just fed his boss to a pack of hungry vampires. 8)

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[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

Hey.

You take that back, brat.

[mumbled_truth]

Don't get your Depends in a twist, man.

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

I'd tell you how I chased away that acne spell you're destined for in a year, but I'm busy

[mumbled_truth]

You keep talking

And all I hear is

Damn kids get off my lawn

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

You could only wish to be this much of a fine motherfucker at my age.

[mumbled_truth]

Which is how old exactly, Dr. Acula?

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

Why don't you take a guess?

[mumbled_truth]

Well, I'd imagine that we're destined to age pretty well, so... fifty-five? Sixty?

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

You'll look like this in your 30s, kid.