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[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

I would like to preface this post by informing all of you that gossamerrain (Frankie, Brian, Cameron, Tommy, Neil)-mun is a conniving temptress, aided of course by her evil, talking monkey raecee (Jessica, Wilson, Todd)

Now with that over, I would like you guys all to meet Edward Dalton from the vampire movie Daybreakers. He's recently become human after discovering a cure for vampirisim, and for the first time in ten years, he's savoring every moment of his life. He's also never_very_good's also BRO older brother, which is a very important fact.

Edward also just fed his boss to a pack of hungry vampires. 8)

<33 So please friend add nosferotofu at the admin console

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[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

I...I think you should know that you have one of the best journal names ever here ;3;

I mean, like, to the point that I want you to know that my friends and I made "Nosfertofu" and "Nosferatofu the Vegan Vampire" jokes in high school (in our minds, he sucked the juice out of vegetables and V8 cans...).

Please excuse me while I weep with joy a little ;3;

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

All credit for this username goes to gossamerrain aka the conniving evil temptress.

Edward only wished he could suck juice out of vegetables. 8( They just don't have the same bang as pig or human liquids. ALAS, I am glad to provide the nostalgia rush. 8)

I'm sure Cain will like his hat.

[never_very_good]

All my credit for it goes right back to Carururururu who suggested it at some point from which I suggested it to you :3

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW ETHAN-HAWKE-FACED FORMERLY-VAMPIRIC OVERLORD.

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE NOW TWO RSLS AND TWO ETHAN HAWKES.

Now the clock will surely stop.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Now all we need is for someone to app Sophie-Anne Leclerq for all our older-and-vampire!Rosella needs.

AND TRULY THAT WILL BE THE END OF THE WORLD.

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

I suggest you side-eye Alms. ;D

[dr_conscience]

You so did not just call me a monkey.

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

ARE WE GOING TO PLAY POKER

FUCK YEAH WE'RE GOING TO PLAY POKER

WAKE HOUSE UP

WE'RE GOING

[dr_conscience]

WAKE HOUSE UP.

WAKE HOUSE UP, HE SAYS.

YOU THINK HE'S GRUMPY MOST OF THE TIME?

SERIOUSLY.

YOU WAKE HOUSE UP. I WILL BE WAITING. OUTSIDE THE APARTMENT.

[turnedyesterday.livejournal.com]

A monkey.

Seriously.

[mumbled_truth]

BUT I MEAN. I suppose I can forgive you.

You are a pretty handsome guy, after all.

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

I think I just did.

Oh snap.

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

Evil Monkey.

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

Am I? Why thank you, midget me.

[mumbled_truth]

No problem, old me.

[mumbled_truth]

[never_very_good]

SUP BRO.

all my happy icons are inactive atm sobbbb

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

You've really put your life together.

[never_very_good]

Seriously. No clue how that happened.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS SOON THEY WILL HAVE A RESTRAINED AND MANLY REUNION.

frankie can has your approval nao ed? :D?

[never_very_good]

wow oops that was too many bigs. sry >>

[eiremagic]

Hey so.

What do you feel about having a prophecy about you?

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

As long as you're predicting something good, Frankie's girlfriend.

[eiremagic]

Your arrival! 8D

So that's a y?

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Cool. I should throw Angua at the supernatural peoples in the City. She can smeeeeeell theeeeem. Would you like her to be able to smell that he has some vampire-y thing about him? Because if he's human currently, then it's up in the air, and you may have the choice.










This is begging for sparkle jokes, so you know.