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Hello, Poly! Apparently I, Riko, am cursed to always fail at my first character in a game so excuse me as I swap a child emperor for an ex-child emperor. Meet Gregor Vorbarra from Lois McMaster Bujold's Vorkosigan Books. He is the head of a pseudo-Slavic military aristocracy and is generally friendly though a little sheltered and reserved because of his life of no privacy ever ever. For those of you who know what I'm on about, he's taken from the end of Vor Game, making him about 25 and a bit lower on the ~~daddy~~ issues than in his younger days.

Contact stuff is in my journal or please always feel free to poke me by PM or at riko.tropes @ gmail.com. Hover/click

requestrequire or friend add requestrequire. I probably won't be introing until tomorrow after my exam when every second word out of my mouth isn't about the collateral facts rule. /hands

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IDEK HOW LONG I WILL HAVE TO WAIT BUT I WILL MAKE STEGGIE HAPPEN JUST FOR YOU

YOU ARE MY SOUL AND MY HEART'S INSPIRATION

Also I will probably be throwing this princess at you, Mr. Emperor.

...Or possibly my tiny heroic sociopath DO YOU LIKE CHESS HE WILL BEAT YOU AT CHESS.

BRING RUDY MILLER TO ME. Actually, BRING ME BOTH OF THEM YES YES YES.

But I do admit to having a Gordon Korman soft spot that is continents wide.

DO YOU REQUEST AND REQUIRE IT.

SAY THE WORDS AND HE IS YOURS.

IT'S TOTALLY REQUESTED AND REQUIRED. Let's see what happens.

/begins the inevitable process of over-using both these phrase hurray

You rang?

Now age-appropriate, for your convenience.

ROFL IT'S CURSED RUDY MILLER

Not gonna lie I have this secret desire to have older!Rudy show up some Grab Bag weekend, run into Nigel, kick his ass at chess and sociopathy, and then ~disappear into the sunset~ leaving him wondering forevermore WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN.

Except without the masked part.

nigel would be like WHAT I WILL NOT LET MY SOCIOPATHY BE UNDONE OKAY

also i may have totally made this journal specifically for said relevant curse

Aaaaaaand now I am imagining Mouse attempting to use his powers on Rudy and Rudy just being like

"...I don't emote." :|

HE'LL BE BACK AGAIN SOMEDAY. PROBABLY IN JANUARY.

HE MAY HAVE TO CONTEND WITH THIS.

just cause i want rosella to babysit him.

Uh-huh well you have to listen to what I say 'CAUSE I'M THE PRINCESS, THAT'S WHY.

But she would totes babysit. It would be ridiculous.

he would do his best to be precocious and adorable and NOT QUITE A DELUSIONAL SOCIOPATH. yet.

IS IT BECAUSE NOBODY HUGGED YOU AS A CHILD, NIGEL.

I swear one of these days Rosella is going to write a book. "A Study of the Detrimental Effects on a Child's Social Adjustment or Relative Lack Thereof as a Direct Result of Minimal Access to Parental Hugging."

NIGEL PROBABLY GOT HUGGED PLENTY BY MUMMY. THEN DADDY HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING BY SENDING NIGEL AWAY TO SCHOOL. WHICH IS WHY NIGEL HATES DADDY AND LAAAAAAAAAAAUVES MUMMY.

THAT IS NOT A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUVE FOR MUMMY, NIGEL.

I BEG TO DIFFER, MY DEAR.

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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND OEDIPUS COMPLEXES.

I swear she attracts them like bees. BEEEEEEEEES.

I COULD HAVE JUST GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND LIKE ALEX BUT IT REQUIRED TOO MUCH EFFORT OKAY.

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So how do you feel about learning tacti-go? I'm very used to having my ass kicked at it?

Just don't insinuate that you will throw the game on my behalf. I find that dishonourable in the extreme.

If you legitimately get your ass kicked, well, that's just par for the course, from my standpoint.

Oh, trust me, I am well aware of hwo srs bsns honour is. I wouldn't dare.

Oh. Well. Marvellous, we are in complete agreement.

My younger self will have to introduce you to his dog. You're both emperors.

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