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Hello, Poly! Apparently I, Riko, am cursed to always fail at my first character in a game so excuse me as I swap a child emperor for an ex-child emperor. Meet Gregor Vorbarra from Lois McMaster Bujold's Vorkosigan Books. He is the head of a pseudo-Slavic military aristocracy and is generally friendly though a little sheltered and reserved because of his life of no privacy ever ever. For those of you who know what I'm on about, he's taken from the end of Vor Game, making him about 25 and a bit lower on the ~~daddy~~ issues than in his younger days.

Contact stuff is in my journal or please always feel free to poke me by PM or at riko.tropes @ gmail.com. Hover/click

requestrequire or friend add requestrequire. I probably won't be introing until tomorrow after my exam when every second word out of my mouth isn't about the collateral facts rule. /hands

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ROFL IT'S CURSED RUDY MILLER

Not gonna lie I have this secret desire to have older!Rudy show up some Grab Bag weekend, run into Nigel, kick his ass at chess and sociopathy, and then ~disappear into the sunset~ leaving him wondering forevermore WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN.

Except without the masked part.

nigel would be like WHAT I WILL NOT LET MY SOCIOPATHY BE UNDONE OKAY

also i may have totally made this journal specifically for said relevant curse

Aaaaaaand now I am imagining Mouse attempting to use his powers on Rudy and Rudy just being like

"...I don't emote." :|

HE'LL BE BACK AGAIN SOMEDAY. PROBABLY IN JANUARY.

HE MAY HAVE TO CONTEND WITH THIS.

just cause i want rosella to babysit him.

Uh-huh well you have to listen to what I say 'CAUSE I'M THE PRINCESS, THAT'S WHY.

But she would totes babysit. It would be ridiculous.

he would do his best to be precocious and adorable and NOT QUITE A DELUSIONAL SOCIOPATH. yet.

IS IT BECAUSE NOBODY HUGGED YOU AS A CHILD, NIGEL.

I swear one of these days Rosella is going to write a book. "A Study of the Detrimental Effects on a Child's Social Adjustment or Relative Lack Thereof as a Direct Result of Minimal Access to Parental Hugging."

NIGEL PROBABLY GOT HUGGED PLENTY BY MUMMY. THEN DADDY HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING BY SENDING NIGEL AWAY TO SCHOOL. WHICH IS WHY NIGEL HATES DADDY AND LAAAAAAAAAAAUVES MUMMY.

THAT IS NOT A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUVE FOR MUMMY, NIGEL.

I BEG TO DIFFER, MY DEAR.

scream.

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND OEDIPUS COMPLEXES.

I swear she attracts them like bees. BEEEEEEEEES.

I COULD HAVE JUST GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND LIKE ALEX BUT IT REQUIRED TOO MUCH EFFORT OKAY.

...

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SCREAMING IN THE WORLD

TRUTH

btw nigel wants to knock on rosella's door and see how she's doing since i imagine she was a little DISTRESSED during the hunger games curse

AND NIGEL AT THE TIME WAS TOO BUSY BEING A CREEPER AT SAYA TO CHECK THEN

and by knock i mean of course just ENTER HER ROOM WITHOUT PERMISSION BUT MAYBE WITH A PERFUNCTORY KNOCK

OH OH OH DID I MENTION I GOT MOD PERMISSION FOR THE ICONOMANCY PLOT

HE IS WELCOME TO SPONTANEOUSLY BUST IN ON HER IF HE LIKES because it will give her all the more reason to be like okay I need to learn how to turn into a tiger asap, kthx.

klasdhfaksljdkhfawe

NIGEL COLBIE: COMPELLING PEOPLE TO MAIM AND MURDER HIM SINCE 1993.

also rosella JUST YOU WAIT until you wake up to nigel SITTING ON THE EDGE OF YOUR BED AND TELLING YOU HE'S GOT A NIGHT PLANNED.

HE JUST MAKES IT SO EASY, OKAY. creeper.

SCREAM she will be like .....why are you in my room did you get lost on the way back from the bathroom. Your room is DOWN THERE.

Either that or if she wore her magic stone of teleportation to bed and he startles her badly enough, she might just disappear in a puff of smoke.

and then come back soaking wet two hours later after it dumps her in the ocean because that damn stone never, ever, EVER takes you anywhere helpful.

ROFL she will come home to nigel just sitting on the end of her bed still being like I WAITED FOR YOU TO COME BACK. I KNEW YOU WOULD.

that being said AM I ALLOWED TO HARASS ROSELLA IN HER CONTACT POST? :v

Just so long as he's not rolling around in her sheets and huffing her pillowcase while he's at it.

YESSSSSSS IT IS THERE FOR PEOPLE TO ~~ABUSE~~ UTILIZE AT WILL ♥

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