GET YOUR TOWELS READY, IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

"Finnick Odair... How do I begin to explain Finnick Odair?"
"Finnick Odair is flawless."
"I hear his hair's insured for $10,000."
"I hear he does hovercraft commercials... in District 13."
"His favorite movie is Jaws."
"One time he met President Snow on a plane...
- And Snow told him he was pretty."
"One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome."

Hey, Poly, Alex the First here, riding the recent tidal wave of apps from Suzanne Collins's The Hunger Games trilogy to bring you one Finnick Odair, the king of the sea himself. Hailing from District 4, the fishing district, Finnick likes the ocean, tridents, being fabulous, and charming you into telling him all your most scandalous secrets.

(What was that last one?)

Uh...being fabulous.

Anyway, he heard that some people he knows were having a little get-together up in here, and since everybody knows that the party don't start 'till he walks in...

friend add protects_her or hover: protects_her


His intro will be forthcoming once I discuss with the crew is up here! o/ AND YES, THAT IS ZEFRON. DON'T JUDGE ME.

Comments

[narnian]

...

You already know I love you. BUT I REALLY LOVE YOU.

[narnian]

I somehow could not say that in Katniss' journal, even in the OOC comm...sob.

[aimandfire.livejournal.com]

.....hello person I know OF but don't yet KNOW.

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. Because, y'know, if you hadn't at least heard of me, I would have to be offended.

Hi, Katniss. How's motherhood treating you? ♥~

[aimandfire.livejournal.com]

You'd have to?

...
AJKLESDOJL AHAHOIJLEKS ALEX OKAY BRB /late to all these errands.......weep cause got sidetracked...by...

/well emails you

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

Well, sure. It'd hurt my feelings to think I'd somehow escaped the notice of the Girl on Fire.

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

...oh yeah. Cinna's totally having a fashion show now.

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

I am here and ready to be fabulous on command, Cinna.


also icon keywords.

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

See previous icon keywords. Also - why did I not get a notif? Are they down again?

No, they're just abysmally slow...

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

Also, I'll cover for Katniss. I can probably walk around in a dress and heels more gracefully than she can, anyway.

And yeah, I didn't get one, either. I think they're down. >|

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

I eventually got that last one, but it was a long time coming.

[risetwice.livejournal.com]

You know.

I ship these two.

It is the most tinhat ship to ever tinhat.

But I cannot help it.

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

/refashions the tinhat into a swanky tinfedora and returns

Hush, you.

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

Cinna goes to all that hard work fitting Finnick for clothes, and then they end up right back on his floor again. Tragedy, really.



I'll be over here now.

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

But honey, fitting is foreplay, didn't you know? Chest measurements? Inseams?


/Goes to the opposite corner.

[coffeenspeed.livejournal.com]

....


Judging from the description... I find your choice of PB kinda awesome. Though I have this weird need to mock him a lot now... Would that be okay? :)

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

The credit has to go to Mici and Haku for that one, honestly. They started it. I just ran with it.

But feel free to mock him! He'll probably mock himself right along with you. He has a really cheerful self-depreciating sense of humor that way.

[risetwice.livejournal.com]

Oh my god.

ONE TIME HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE....IT WAS AWESOME


SCREAM

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

Peeta!

Don't worry, you're exempt from being punched in the face. It's hard to punch a guy while you're busy carrying him on your back.

[risetwice.livejournal.com]

Or you know.

'Giving him CPR'

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

Hey, Katniss made kissing you look like so much fun that I just had to see for myself.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...DAMMIT THAT'S IT. I feel REQUIRED to apply as Rue now.

I hope you get an Annie soon though, for maximum adorable.

Also, Zefron isn't a bad choice for PB. I mean, remove him from the claws of Disney and he can actually act.

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

If we get an Annie I will finally get to use this icon.

Also Finnick will become the happiest freakin' derp the world has ever seen. He will just run around being disgustingly happy and in love and NOTHING IN THE WORLD WILL FAAAAAAAAAAAZE HIM because he will have Annie and that is all that matters~~~

Also, Zefron makes the most amazing faces.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

:D I wonder if there can be babies in the city...they would have the most beautiful children. Beautiful, basically merpeople children...

He dooooes!

D: Still looking for a Rue PB...I'm thinking that she could maybe be Indian...but I dunno...That little girl from Memoirs of a Geisha was cute, but.

[protects-her.livejournal.com]

There will be frolicking. And he will probably never stop smiling ever. And then Cinna can design for a kickass beach wedding.

COME JOIN THE HAPPY SLAPPY PANEM FAMILY, RUE. UNCLE FINNICK HAS A BIG OL' HUG WAITING FOR YOU.