GET YOUR TOWELS READY, IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

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"Finnick Odair... How do I begin to explain Finnick Odair?"
"Finnick Odair is flawless."
"I hear his hair's insured for $10,000."
"I hear he does hovercraft commercials... in District 13."
"His favorite movie is Jaws."
"One time he met President Snow on a plane...
- And Snow told him he was pretty."
"One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome."

Hey, Poly, Alex the First here, riding the recent tidal wave of apps from Suzanne Collins's The Hunger Games trilogy to bring you one Finnick Odair, the king of the sea himself. Hailing from District 4, the fishing district, Finnick likes the ocean, tridents, being fabulous, and charming you into telling him all your most scandalous secrets.

(What was that last one?)

Uh...being fabulous.

Anyway, he heard that some people he knows were having a little get-together up in here, and since everybody knows that the party don't start 'till he walks in...

friend add protects_her or hover: protects_her


His intro will be forthcoming once I discuss with the crew is up here! o/ AND YES, THAT IS ZEFRON. DON'T JUDGE ME.