fatespoken: (did you really?)
Amory Felix ([personal profile] fatespoken) wrote in [community profile] poly_tldr2010-06-22 01:00 am

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TURKEY

Today, five stupid kids are horseback riding up the City's mountain and settling there for a night of camping. (Well, technically, three 19 year olds, a 23-year old, and a 30-something year old in the body of a 18-year old.) The point is, they're going to accidentally start some trouble for the rest of the City.


This sort of trouble.


In the midst of escaping Weeping Angels on Wednesday, the kids are going to stumble upon a giant turkey the size of a bus and disturb it from its peaceful rest. A bus-sized turkey also oozing with these:



From the eyes, from the chest cavity, from the tail, this giant turkey is positively crawling with these adorable guys. Why so disgusting? Well, the Mods will explain the significance later. For now though, the slugs will just be disgusting adornments, while the real problem will be the raging, bus-sized turkey heading for the City.

We need three volunteers to help stop this clucker once it reaches the City's edge on Wednesday afternoon (6/22). It has no special powers, but it has got one sharp beak and size on its side.

Volunteers
1. Blue ([livejournal.com profile] playstheblues)
2. Arkady ([livejournal.com profile] have_a_job_too)
3. Frankie ([livejournal.com profile] never_very_good)

** There's a second plot tied to the slugs themselves, but volunteers aren't required to participate in that plot, though they're certainly welcome to once the details are up.

Mod-Approved!
never_very_good: ([☾] want an axe to break the ice)

[personal profile] never_very_good 2010-06-22 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN.

ilu guys. XD and also, EWW SLUGS ;__; /pours out all Blue's beer





actually


Frankie would love to come shoot at the turkey thing. screeeam.
never_very_good: ([☼] cheap sunglasses)

[personal profile] never_very_good 2010-06-22 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
SWOOPING IN AT THE LAST MINUTE WITH HEAVY ARTILLERY IS KIND OF HIS THING, OKAY?

WELL maybe a bit. It might make him feel better for being useless with the near-drowning thing >3
eiremagic: (Eden - oh yeah?)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2010-06-22 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And he has access to so much of it!

Eden will be so fucking thankful.