fatespoken: (did you really?)
Amory Felix ([personal profile] fatespoken) wrote in [community profile] poly_tldr2010-06-22 01:00 am

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TURKEY

Today, five stupid kids are horseback riding up the City's mountain and settling there for a night of camping. (Well, technically, three 19 year olds, a 23-year old, and a 30-something year old in the body of a 18-year old.) The point is, they're going to accidentally start some trouble for the rest of the City.


This sort of trouble.


In the midst of escaping Weeping Angels on Wednesday, the kids are going to stumble upon a giant turkey the size of a bus and disturb it from its peaceful rest. A bus-sized turkey also oozing with these:



From the eyes, from the chest cavity, from the tail, this giant turkey is positively crawling with these adorable guys. Why so disgusting? Well, the Mods will explain the significance later. For now though, the slugs will just be disgusting adornments, while the real problem will be the raging, bus-sized turkey heading for the City.

We need three volunteers to help stop this clucker once it reaches the City's edge on Wednesday afternoon (6/22). It has no special powers, but it has got one sharp beak and size on its side.

Volunteers
1. Blue ([livejournal.com profile] playstheblues)
2. Arkady ([livejournal.com profile] have_a_job_too)
3. Frankie ([livejournal.com profile] never_very_good)

** There's a second plot tied to the slugs themselves, but volunteers aren't required to participate in that plot, though they're certainly welcome to once the details are up.

Mod-Approved!

[identity profile] playstheblues.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sob, Blue says you OWN HIM FOR THIS GUYS.

Volunteering!

[identity profile] arachnidism.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
he'd better!
narnian: (Default)

[personal profile] narnian 2010-06-22 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
PETER IS NOT A KID.

/that is all

[identity profile] have-a-job-too.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, God. I have to throw Arkady at this, she'll think it's a giant chicken and freak out.

Can I get a piece of this action?

[identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
....she fears chickens? /curious look

[identity profile] have-a-job-too.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
She ADORES chickens, they're small, they make neat clucking noises and they have soft feathers. Seeing one rampaging homicidal-like would make her very very confused.

[identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
.... AWWWWW SOB............ th-that's cute.

I never knew a character who liked chickens sob ;; lmfff <3

[identity profile] have-a-job-too.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It's totally canon, she loves her chickkinz!!
http://www.freakangels.com/?p=90&page=6

Never mind the dead body in the back, you don't mess with Arkady's chikkinz.

[identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...omg.

9ut3wijefklsdm

sob that's... it's so ;; <3.

[identity profile] have-a-job-too.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I love her a lot for those panels alone.

[identity profile] ravenrants.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovely!

[identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh NOW i see the tiny text...sob NEVER MIND..........lol 30 something....

[identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
..also where did you even FIND that picture sob....

[identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
This is mildly Mononoke ish...sob /stops spamming nao...
never_very_good: ([☾] want an axe to break the ice)

[personal profile] never_very_good 2010-06-22 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN.

ilu guys. XD and also, EWW SLUGS ;__; /pours out all Blue's beer





actually


Frankie would love to come shoot at the turkey thing. screeeam.
never_very_good: ([☼] cheap sunglasses)

[personal profile] never_very_good 2010-06-22 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
SWOOPING IN AT THE LAST MINUTE WITH HEAVY ARTILLERY IS KIND OF HIS THING, OKAY?

WELL maybe a bit. It might make him feel better for being useless with the near-drowning thing >3
eiremagic: (Eden - oh yeah?)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2010-06-22 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And he has access to so much of it!

Eden will be so fucking thankful.

[identity profile] primrosella.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Fowl things are afoot on the haunted Mountain.


...There's a "fill it full of slugs" pun to be made, too, but that's just adding insult to injury, methinks.

[identity profile] have-a-job-too.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, we're too busy slugging it out to talk turkey with you anyway.

[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
THAT PHOTO IS TERRIFYING

also ginny says goddammit you guys