UUU IT'S A LOLI UUU UUU~!!

[agoodchild.livejournal.com]

OH SHIT.



BACK THE FUCK UP. IS THAT A SEACAT? UUU UUU! FUCK YEAH, IT IS.

LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKING SEACAT. NO, LOOK AT IT. IT'S A SEACAT. IT'S BEATRICE. IT'S A SEACAT AND IT'S BEATRICE. AND IT'S META. IT'S ALL OF IT TOGETHER MOTHERFUCKERS. BOTH BEATRICE AND A SEACAT AND META. THREE GOOD THINGS COME TOGETHER AND MAKE SOMETHING A THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES BETTER. AND DOES IT CRY? UUU! YOU'D BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT DOES. UUU UUU! CRYING FUCKING SEACAT AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN IT CRIES? FUCK, WE DON'T KNOW EITHER, BUT WHEN THE SEACAT CRIES? YOU'D BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IN THAT SHIT UUU UUU!

UUU AND IF YOU SAY IT IN RED, IT'S TEN TIMES BETTER MOTHERFUCKER. ANYTHING THAT YOU SAY IN FUCKING RED HAS GOT TO BE THE TRUTH.

1. WITCHES EXIST.

2. UMINEKO NO NAKU KORO NI IS A FUCKED UP CANON.

3. MARIA USHIROMIYA IS UP IN YOUR CITY.

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Caru here, having succumbed to the hot new fandom and the freaky loli at its center. This would be Maria Ushiromiya from the amazingly strange and twisted Umineko no Naku Koro Ni. She's coming in from the end of the second game, before her particular end with the "hitsuji shitsuji" (yeah, the canon is as special as Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni). Spoiler warning for her posts and comments, if you've not seen or played the second game. She's nine years old, acts like she's five, says "uuu uuu" a lot (it's magic, okay?), has a peculiar and (yes) abusive mother, is bffls with the witch Beatrice, and absolutely loves and adores any and all things occult and magical and witchcraft-related.

Please do welcome her~ Her entry post will be up after the curse ends tomorrow (I'd rather not hit her with a curse and I have final projects to, well, finalize)

I don't think any other characters will know her or her canon, but I would like to request no 4th Walling please! Her life is complicated and meta enough (no, seriously).

And, please, be glad I didn't go with my original idea to post this spoilerific and squicktastic macro. You may thank me later.

AND THAT'S ENOUGH TL;DR FROM ME!

♥~!!

Comments

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

Don't you think she looks delicious? Sitting all pretty on that plate.

[agoodchild.livejournal.com]

With apples and everything. Oh yes~!!