Hey, so, I know it's hard to believe, but I've been playing this dude here with literally no dialogue input from canon.

Well, not LITERALLY, he left a note once that said:
( As follows... )
But this is the extent of Bro-dialogue. He's a really strong character besides it, but I've had to invent his dialogue all myself.

I based it off of Dave's. I figured, Dave had to get his speaking style from somewhere, and since he's thirteen, they are probably quite similar.

What I should have done, was this:
TT: Take it easy, bromide.
TT: Just about the only way I could salvage
endearment from this perilous slope of horseshit would be to discover,
really fucking soon mind you, it was a preamble to some floundering
invitation for me to rush to your vicinity as nakedly as possible.
TT: But since we've already shot that wad's
eventuality on so many dry runs of flustered ambivalence that were as
hilarious as they were one sided,
TT: That leaves only one hope for this
message to avoid spiraling toward qualification as a critical fucking
defect in the hull of the Mach 10 rocket that is my precious spare time.

Uh, yep. So something happened which I thought never actually would, which was: we got more Bro in canon. Which means a HELL OF A DIALOGUE RETCON. Bro has always been as verbose as seen here and I'ma do my best to continue on in this vein.

Cool.