http://ironiking.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ironiking.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] poly_tldr2011-11-24 10:53 am

RETCON TIME

Hey, so, I know it's hard to believe, but I've been playing this dude here with literally no dialogue input from canon.

Well, not LITERALLY, he left a note once that said:


But this is the extent of Bro-dialogue. He's a really strong character besides it, but I've had to invent his dialogue all myself.

I based it off of Dave's. I figured, Dave had to get his speaking style from somewhere, and since he's thirteen, they are probably quite similar.

What I should have done, was this:
TT: Take it easy, bromide.
TT: Just about the only way I could salvage
endearment from this perilous slope of horseshit would be to discover,
really fucking soon mind you, it was a preamble to some floundering
invitation for me to rush to your vicinity as nakedly as possible.

TT: But since we've already shot that wad's
eventuality on so many dry runs of flustered ambivalence that were as
hilarious as they were one sided,

TT: That leaves only one hope for this
message to avoid spiraling toward qualification as a critical fucking
defect in the hull of the Mach 10 rocket that is my precious spare time.


Uh, yep. So something happened which I thought never actually would, which was: we got more Bro in canon. Which means a HELL OF A DIALOGUE RETCON. Bro has always been as verbose as seen here and I'ma do my best to continue on in this vein.

Cool.

[identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'd still be kind of upset that his 'quirk' isn't mixing up there/their/they're, where/were/we're, your/you're, aisle/i'll/isle, etc, but then I remember: Lalonde. And then it's like yes, screw my headcanon, she wins everything forever.

[identity profile] allthefeelings.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad, honestly. That kind of quirk would drive me INSANE.

[identity profile] sitaronthewater.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be pretty terrible, yeah. Probably why Hussie didn't do it to begin with.