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Angela Montenegro ([personal profile] thenormalsquint) wrote in [community profile] poly_tldr2011-10-23 03:43 pm
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Hall & Oates wrote a song about her.

In honor of one of my favorite movies, Jennifer's Body (no, I'm serious. I friggin' love this cheesetastic movie), Angela will be transformed into a literal maneater for the duration of this curse week. Not only that, but she's teaming up with the one man she tries her best not to nibble on, Cinna, who will be the Sweeney Todd of the City. So it's like Sweeney Todd and a demonic Mrs. Lovett all up in your face. This has to suck.

What does this mean for you other than sucking? Well, if you're a man (sadly, boys are eliminated from this because the demon tends to be very sexual in order to trick its victims and Angela is too pretty for jail and women, even though Angie loves ya, they just aren't doing it for her this time around. Come back next week.), you're at risk for Angela having you for lunch via ripping your guts out. Yay! Then she'll turn her leftovers over to Cinna who will make it work in a nice pair of shoes, a belt, or even a stole if you're hairy enough.

I can't speak for Dawn as for how exactly Cinna will be doing this other than "the bodies are left, gutless, skinless, and very VERY difficult to identify. ", but I can speak for Angela and say I'm hoping to get about three victims? I have a potential in the works so maybe two more will be good? This is where you can volunteer your guys and remember, this curse has City Death exemption so there's no worries about the whole can't go home rule.

I would also like somebody who can volunteer to possibly exorcise/kill demonic!Angela? Sure, this'll totally ruin her birthday plans but no1curr.
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[identity profile] threadthefire.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Signs at passione read:

October Special!
Hand-stitched leather goods!
Every one is an INDIVIDUAL!

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke deals with Underground tanners. Can't have him supply "leftovers", but he'll want to go over Cinna's goods.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-10-23 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
The punnery is absolutely delicious.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
....I am considering offering Neil up for the lulz. Because, Johnny Simmons.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-10-23 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Come be a nutritious part of a demon's breakfast!

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...I should renew his extra icons, because at least a third of them are from Jennifer's Body. XD;;;;
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-10-23 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Needy. Her boyfriend dies and her best friend tries to eat him after eating her Boston Market chicken. Her life is so hard. D:

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
;_; indeed. She couldn't catch a break.

[identity profile] fanboy-silver.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I almost kinda want to throw Gai towards Angela for this. He's too "heroic" to let him be tempted by a woman like that... plus he does have a mighty pointy spear (http://pics.livejournal.com/fanboy_silver/pic/00004z3q) to defend himself with.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-10-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
He is free to poke her with the spear and escape. He can be one of the lucky ones.

[identity profile] fanboy-silver.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Sounds like an awesome plan. He's already being harassed by one of the mermaids. This week can be how many demonic female entities can Gai be harassed by. All we need is a banshee me thinks now.
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