I'd actually like horrible_protag to be a personal butler of some sort. I don't know much about French history, but I was considering maybe having him lead that double life- Servant by day, somewhat passably competent protector of the innocent by night. Um, French history buffs welcome to give me some ideas here.
badhairlifetime needs to be reminded of how nice a noble's life is. She's the daughter of a baronness, AND SO SHALL SHE BE AGAIN! She'll be slightly rebellious against her parents in subtle ways.
sitaronthewater will also not be cursed, but for the love of god, please, please feel free to be insulting to him in your French aristocratic ways. Treat him like the peasant he is! Because he won't care what you say you are, he'll talk to you like normal.
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