So. So.

Any courtiers out there want to volunteer their fine residences for a bit of light burglary (courtesy of your usual pseudo-mafia) while they're out on their debauched sprees this weekend? No prerequisites except that they have some rumor of wealth!

Warnings - theft may induce: seizures, broken heirlooms, chewing on tapestries, vanishing cakes... and possibly your whole house to burn down.