i would offer mouse to protect her but all mouse is capable of doing is making nigel sort of fall in love with him AND THAT WOULD BE SUPER AWKWARD OKAY. though admittedly sort of amusing. BUT HTEN NIGEL WOULD WANT TO CUT OFF MOUSE'S HEAD and yeah.





seriously rudy's pretentiousness may actually ENDEAR nigel to him since NIGEL'S BEST FRIEND IS SORT OF AN ASSHOLE TO HIM THE ENTIRE TIME and has a very bad habit of perpetually punching nigel in the face. but yes alex thinks he's TERRIBLY clever and LOVES LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT egads maybe it's nigel's turn to be doomed.