I'll Blind You With Science

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Salutations, Polyites!

30; I've created a MONSTER!
It's alive...it's alive. Good for you, Citizen, the Deities always encourage applying new ideas to form. That is, as long as those ideas aren't as brilliant as theirs or those ideas go very wrong. Preferably the latter. Today those affected carry out an impulse to create. It could be an invention (that blows up) or a solution (that makes your hair fall out) or a living being (who wants to eat you). It doesn't matter if you're not a science type to begin with, in fact, that only makes the outcome more exciting. [There will be a post for players to share creations or help each other with ideas!]

So! Here's that post! Toss out your ideas, find collaborators, form a research team, collect your references, work on that literature review, do your research, perform your experiments, file your patents, and don't forget to get permission from the review board if you intend to use human research subjects--oh, to hell with that! Invention is 1% inspiration and 99% persperation (or at least that's what the guy who invented deodorant thought).

Look out! We're about to do science!

Comments

[proto-typing.livejournal.com]

Zombies? Please. Me and Doc once unleashed an ancient horde of lion men with laser eyes, okay.

Zombies are so last decade.

[deathofdelilah.livejournal.com]

Jez likes his zombies, what can he say. He's traditional that way.

[proto-typing.livejournal.com]

Look, can they at least be zombies with laser eyes?

EXPLODING LASER EYES?

EXPLODING EYE PARASITES WITH LASER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS?!



The possibilities are endless.

[deathofdelilah.livejournal.com]

Ahhh very well, but Jezebel refuses to claim responsibility for that last bit when shit inevitably goes down. "MY LAB NOOOOOOO"

[proto-typing.livejournal.com]

No, but in all seriousness, Jez is totally calling the shots on this one. Proto will probably just hang out in his lab and snark and constantly call him "Doc", and possibly whine like a petulant child when there isn't enough ~action~ in whatever plan he comes up with.

(Note: there is never enough ~action~ in any plan for Proto. It is an unattainable goal.)

Feel free to snipe at and/or bicker with him, threaten to lobotomize him, turn him into scrap, etc. ♥

[deathofdelilah.livejournal.com]

Heee, bickering snarky assistants are what Jez is used to, so that sounds like a good arrangement. 8D Be careful about the lobotomozing thing, giving permission to come at you with sharp things usually ends only in tears and/or organs in jars.