So I heard you like trolls...

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Check out this smooth bastard right here. Yeah that's right, look at that nice suit, a kickass fedora. Lookin' like the trademark smooth criminal and pretty much the most evil and sadistic bastard your characters will ever be tormented or trolled by. This bad ass mutha is Yuuki Terumi or better known by his current name of Hazama. He hails from the world of the fighting game, BlazBlue. The game which is the epitome of crazy awesome. Hazama is vulgar, manipulative, violent and he's also known as the only end boss cool enough to have three, count 'em, three KICKASS THEME SONGS!

So go to the admin console and friend_add trolloboros or hover. But who'd really want to hover when you got this smooth m-fer about to troll your characters?

Also I'll be throwing up an introduction and permission post for him a bit later today.

Hahah...forgot to mention that this is Lee, player of Huey Freeman.

EDIT - Permission post is here.

Comments

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

...Why do I expect major chaos to develop now? Seriously.

I should probably look up his Wiki profile now.

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Because there will be.

And you should.

[mad-here.livejournal.com]

...doesn't Sephiroth technically have five?

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

But Sephiroth's were all remixes.

[mad-here.livejournal.com]

Three main themes and two adaptations that I know of, boss.

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

...I concede defeat.

[mad-here.livejournal.com]

Still, man, it's Sephiroth, that's like competing with God and Cake. I'm thinkin' #2 is still something to be proud of >>!

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Hey there's some godly cake out there.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man~

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Until he goes ahead and starts on the rounds of breakin' cuties.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

See, and this just says something about my taste in dudes, because regardless of all warnings of just how bad of an idea it would be, I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry god.

Just saying.

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

It's the hat, it's always the hat.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

Watch out. Rosella is fond of seducing hats.

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Too true, too true.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T HELP IT

IT'S A FEDORA

HAT-SAMA'S BETRAYAL DROVE ME INTO ITS FIGURATIVE ARMS

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. JEZEBEL!








...wait...

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Uh. No, no thanks, he's not my type. He's too...uh...likely to cut me open and bathe in my blood, thanks.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

Right, right. Oh the trials of having too many biblical names...

Just...go seduce more hats away from their loving owners' heads ;~;

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

She's pretty much right on the money, with the exception of bathing in the blood bit.

[moresake.livejournal.com]

My roommate wiggled around in her chair in glee when I told her we were getting a Hazama. All part of my plans to lure her to Poly~

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Oh~? Did she state who'd she'd like to app?

[moresake.livejournal.com]

She usually plays Bridget (she's the one at route_29 right now), but more convincing is necessary. I'll poke her again later.

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Use the old standby of us having cake to offer.

[thuggincornrows.livejournal.com]

OSHIIII-- I SENSE ANGST A COMIN'!

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

He LIVES to dispense angst.

[deadly_legacy]

Looking good~

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

That's right, fall for his sexy while he plots and trolls.

[deadly_legacy]

I'll do my best!

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

>;)

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Demyx:trolls as moths:flames.

At least- when I play him.

I don't think I'm going to post for the permission thing, because I can't think of anything that's off-limits.

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Awww~ not even on Hiyori or Hammer?

[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

Oh, true! I'll fill it out for them.

[omelet-fu.livejournal.com]

OHSHI-- IT'S A HAZAMA GET IN THE CAR.

But l-lol. I only know of BlazBlue faintly, but this should be fun to watch. XD

Here, have some randomness.

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Don't you know that sudden movements catch a Wild!Hazama's attention just as fast as lolis/pettankos that are ripe for psychological torment?

And I have no words for that video. Truly no words except I will force Hazama to sing that song.

[omelet-fu.livejournal.com]

lol. Um, you see nothing? THIS IS A DREAM.

XDDDDDD A friend of mine linked it to me, and I've had it favorited since. I figured it'd be fitting.

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Too late! It's despair for you Farah Oersted! DESPAIR! AND CUTE CATGIRLS WITH NO DISCERNIBLE FACE THAT'LL EAT YOU OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME AND GIVE YOU CRAZY NICKNAMES LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD!

It's nearly as fitting as the Troll Song.

[omelet-fu.livejournal.com]

...lol, what are you on and can I have some. XDD

Yep. |D Personally I like MJ more, but hey. Whatever works.

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

I'm on nothing, I just naturally go on a comedic tangent every three seconds.

There must a curse based on his music. To Berryfloss' Calender post!

[omelet-fu.livejournal.com]

lol, niiiiiiiice. XDDDD;

There's a music curse that happens every Grab Bag -- maybe you could have him go for that? :D