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Hi there! My name's Catharine, and I'm a new mun to polychromatic, so feel free to haze the newbie 8D. I'm bringing in Dr. Jezebel Disraeli from the Godchild manga series, and will probably introduce him at some point tomorrow. So please say hi to the crazy evil doctor man.

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Jezebel: >83

Aw, thanks! It's nice to meet you!

I'm really looking forward to seeing Jez around in Poly! Rosella here has heard some stories about him from Cain, but if memory serves, she's never actually seen his face, so...yeah, she probably won't put two and two together right off the bat. Sob.

Just don't let him near you or accept any medicines he might give and all should be well for her 8D Though he does have a bad habit of pretending to be a totally normal person until you catch him, sob.

I LIKE MY EYES RIGHT WHERE THEY ARE THANK YOU VERY MUCH JEZ

Plz don't explode me with parasites. Because um. Ew.

Scree-- Maybe-kinda-sorta-crushing-on-girlfriend-thing!! Don't talk to that creepy doctor!!

...fail warning is fail. (Actually, lol, watch Cain not even warn her about him sufficiently or something.)

Hahahaha, and watch Rosella get all mad like "WHY DO YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING DAMMIT. DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT THIS MIGHT BE USEFUL AND RELEVANT INFORMATION."

BUT THEY WOULD LOOK SO NICE IN A JAR OF FORMALDEHYDE D8

Heee but parasites would make you ~elegant~ and ~beautiful~ mufufufufu

BUT I NEED THEM. TO SEE. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN, GTFO.

Just don't insinuate that she's ugly in trying to sell her on 'em. She'll hold a grudge foreeeeeeever if you call her ugly. :D

BUT THEY COULD SIT ON MY DESK WITH MY MOTHER AND SISTERS 8D

Heee, I think he's a little more wily than that...he'd save any and all major insults for the Villainous Reveal 8D

BUT THEY LOOK PRETTIER IN MY FACE. >|

Curse you, wily villains! Rosella is not adequately prepared to deal with you. Her variety of villains generally run more toward Blatantly Evil or Quite Obviously Evil But Pretending To Be Good, or occasionally Very Bad At Hiding That I Am Sinister.

I BEG TO DISAGREE B|

Don't worry, Jezebel also has a bad tendency to get thwarted, like, all the time. So she should be safe so long as she doesn't fall for the "Hey just drink this mysterious medicine" trick.

YEAH WELL I'M A PRINCESS SO I OUTRANK YOU SO THERE.

Hahaha, they can be failtastic together. Rosella being horrible at spotting wily villains and Jezebel being horrible at succeeding at evil shenanigans.

YEAH WELL I'M A VILLAIN AND I IGNORE RANK B|

Heee, it can be a big 'ol boat of fail xD

YEAH WELL...UH...I'M A PROTAGONIST SO MY SIDE ALWAYS WINS. AT LEAST MORALLY. IF NOT...ACTUALLY.

Fantastic! I'm looking forward to it already. ♥

YEAH WELL...MY SIDE HAS MORE FUN SO THERE

Yay! /o/

...CURSE YOU, SEXY EVIL. EVIL IS NEVER SEXY WHERE I COME FROM. I AM NOT PROPERLY EQUIPPED TO HANDLE THIS.

YEAH, WAIT'LL YOU SEE ME WHEN I DO THAT OPEN SHIRT THING I LIKE SO MUCH. YOU WILL BE PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO RESIST ME. >B)

WAIT WHAT

OPEN SHIRT THING

WAIT HOLD ON NO DON'T PREY ON MY SUSCEPTIBILITIES DAMMIT

BUT I LIKE SUSCEPTIBILITY PREYING.

/POSES

FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC + GOOD LOOKS + REALLY NICE HAIR + SUSCEPTIBILITY PREYING...

GOD, YOU REALLY ARE LIKE YOUR BROTHER.

WE GOY ALL OUR FABULOUSNESS ~~AND EVILNESS~~ FROM DADDY 8D

YEAH WELL YOUR DAD IS A CREEP WHO DIDN'T HUG YOU ENOUGH.

DADDY HUGGED ME PLENTY.

BEFORE HE MADE ME EAT MY BEST FRIEND.

AND GAVE ME MY SISTERS' ORGANS IN A JAR.

AND BEAT ME WITH A WHIP.

...SO THERE.

...

I REST MY CASE.

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