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I'm totally insane.

Also some people seem to think that when I say: do not let me app anyone else it means 'please enable'.

Anyway.

Please:

friend add wandbreaker

and don't judge me sob

He'll come in when the planets align and I can intro him when the crew is available!

Also, he had a good run but I need to cull the herd a little bit. He'll be getting in one last act of deviation and subversion but it's home for this guy:

friend remove nobodyneedknow

His house and his money is being left to Mara Lesser with the stipulation that she hold it in trust in case he comes back, and his fabulous wardrobe goes to the one person in the City it will fit perfectly. I hope you enjoy it, Caspian.

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I JUDGE THAT USERNAME. JUDGE IT, I SAY.

And I deem it to be totally badass.

/wins

OMFG EDMUND

Ginny is going to be so thrilled, sob, don't be freaked out by the tiny witch, Mr Pevensie.

He will do his best to not be freaked out!

NOT ALL WITCHES ARE BAD. And Ginny wears red hair much more fabulously than Jadis ever will.

of course now i've given myself terrifying mental images

Sob Jadis as a secret ginger?

SO TERRIFYING

crais

...How much money?

A lot of money.

Like millionaire kind of money. (he pushed the button and then invested in some stuff <<)

Well, shit, son. I'd say she earned it, then.

Was the house two-bedroom, I can't remember.

His house has actually got about five or six bedrooms. This is Dorian, he says two bedrooms are for the poor and destitute, you can't expect him to throw a party in such a small space.

Let's be honest, here, she was only interested in the one bedroom and wasn't really paying attention to the rest.

And what is this final act of deviation and subversion? Or must I wait with the rest?

Somewhat related, when can Mara expect to know he's gone?

Oh! Ummm soon, the next day or so?

Sob this was his last act <<

OH NO THEY DI'INT.

LMAO - fucking Dorian. And I mean that in the most literal sense of course...

OH HAY THAR

HAY BB.

HELLO UM HI UM BRAIN DEAD HAVE TO RUN I JUST GOT BACK FROM WORK AND NOW I HAVE TO RUN BACK INTO THE CITY SHRIEK UHHHUEPWIJDFKLSMOJPLKFMWESD

MICI MICI MICI EIHODSKL

/CLINGCI

HI HI HI HI

Curt will vaguely miss Dorian.

*goes to stalk Narnia cast*

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