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Hey guys!

So on Thursday the 17th of June, Jadis is going to have enough.

At 1pm, EST, she's going to use her very last weapon in her arsenal of weapons to get rid of those darn Pevensies and their little dog too: the Deplorable Word.

If you're not familiar with the Chronicles of Narnia, this is basically a magic word that acts like an atom bomb; it destroyed her world and it would have destroyed Narnia only it doesn't work exactly the same in each world. Because of that, and City magic protecting the City from annihilation, it's causing one massive witchplosion that will be contained in the Forest.

What does that mean for you? Besides your characters being able to see the explosion, if they so desire, or hear it, you can opt to have your character experience exactly one minute of the psychic backlash. Basically, your character will suddenly have a vision of what the City would look like if the Deplorable Word had worked, essentially an nuclear fallout style wasteland, complete with destroyed buildings, dead people, apocalypse style horror.

This is completely optional and also mod-approved.

Drop a line here if there are any questions! I'll be more than happy to answer them.

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...witchplosion.

KABOOM

Sob. In the forest.

Hopefully not where Miss Everdeen and Mr. Mellark are making their arboreal home.

I HAVE A QUESTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Why is Caspian the dog?

Maybe seal would have been better :|

sob I just like my smooth Scooby Doo analogies, Alex.

And Wizard of Oz, I hasten to add.

I was just gonna say that dog has some fantastic hair. I was planning to ask for the number of your groomer. He is clearly a master of his trade and doing an excellent job. ♥

So does that make Peter Fred or Shaggy?

Peter must be Fred. Which would make Edmund Shaggy.

.....okay so it's not a perfect analogy.

I do like the image of Lucy going "JINKIES!", though.

And Su -> Daphne is pretty much spot on, so.

No icon but this icon.

....sob witchplosion.

BOOM.

IF GINNY ONLY KNEW, JADIS. SHE WOULD BE HAPPIER ABOUT THIS.

Y U GOTTA BE TRYIN' TO DESTROY THE CITY JADIS

TAKE A YOGA CLASS

SOB Jadis took sibling rivalry to the next level, too.

/invests in soothing aromatherapy sessions for her

/AND A STRESS BALL OR FIFTY

And Amory had a year and a half streak of luck avoiding terrible visions. Until now.

THANKS JADIS. )8

Sucks to be you, then.

Ooh, definitely subjecting Merry to thisss.

Excellent!

ITS THE LAAAAST MIDNIGHT
ITS THE LAAAAST WISH
ITS THE LAAAAST MIDNIGHT
SOON IT WILL BE BOOOM-SQUISH

...cough. Sorry.

....brb sobbing

GOSH JADIS