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Hello! Hikki here. ~~/shot~~

I have some sad news and some happy news. Sad news first: it is time to say good-bye to Judith. I don't think I've properly felt her since I reapped her, and it's time to come to terms with that. Judith will be going home, and Ba'ul will be leaving with her. So please friend remove

bluejuggernaut. My apologies to my awesome Vesperia cast. Keep rockin', guys. Unfortunately Judith hasn't left anything for you because she has very meager possessions in the City.

Buuuuut, on the bright side, say hello to your reigning Earth Rumble champion, THE BLIIIIIIIIIND BANDIT!!! This here is Toph Bei Fong from Avatar: The Last Airbender. She is the world's best goddamn earthbender, and don't you forget it. Some important notes about Toph:

1. She is blind.
2. She has a sonic sense that lets her perceive the world around her through the vibrations in the earth.
3. She can tell when you are lying, thanks to body changes (heartbeat, breathing, etc.) that occur when one lies. The exception is for characters who are naturally so skilled at lying that they can say the most absurd things without giving a physical reaction.
4. But she is still blind. It's totally okay to forget this regularly to the point of hilarity. It's sort of a running gag.

Toph is from Book 3: Chapter 12: The Western Air Temple. This means that her uncanny powers of perception are somewhat dimmed by the fact that her feet are burned. Thanks a lot,

scarwithin.

Soooooo please friend add robyoublind. I should be introing her tonight!

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JUDITH T_T

TOPH ♥

/so torn

I AM SORRY

SOB IT'S OKAY. TOPH IS EQUALLY AWESOME ~~BUT LACKING SPACE WHALE~~

AS MUCH AS I LOVE JUDY, I MUST ARGUE THAT TOPH IS MORE AWESOME.

Girl invented metalbending, come on.

WELL SHE IS MELON LORD oh wait that happens later.

N-NO ONE CAN COMPETE WITH THAT

She is always Melon Lord. She was BORN Melon Lord.

The only character more BAMF than Toph is Iroh.

Welcome to the Poly Loli Brigade!

Why don't you direct me to the Poly Asskicking Brigade? That's where the fun is. 8)

THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME (http://mypace-musume.livejournal.com/20963.html)

Sweet, I've always wanted to deck another waterbender!

ffffff

Loli mudwrestling is awesome, y/y?

So, wait- on what level can she see?

Also is it SUPER AWFUL of me that I keep drifting back to the idea of 'Deaf Day' at the end of the month? :D'''

What do you mean, what level?

Trying to make a blind joke.

I'll just be over here in my own little corner, being funny within my own mind.

Also, also, also, there totally needs to be a curse incorporating the Ember Island Players thing. 'Couldn't have made a better choice myself!'

This chick looks like she'll be fun to play off of. I feel like I should let you know, this boy here? Lying is his bread and butter. Lying and acting are as natural and breathing to him. He slips into different personas like people slip into clean socks, so yeah...she probably couldn't tell he was lying.

Sounds like fun! But I should note that Toph's abilities only apply to situations where the other person is in her physical presence. If it's just network-to-network conversation, she's just as susceptible to lies as anyone else.

~~Captain, I'm detecting there is a large influx of girls that'll out snark the Snark Knight.~~

More Avatar cast dropping in like whoa. All that needs to happen now is for somebody to come in as Cabbage Man.

Do I sense a suggestion for fourth wall day? 8)

MAAAAYYYBBBEEEE.

MY TWO FAVOURITE AtLA CHARACTERS ARE NOW IN POLY.

Today is a good day. I look forward to seeing her around. 8)

YOU'RE WELCOME. ~~JOIN US.~~

What happens with a character who might not have a heartbeat?

She would definitely pick up on that, but only if they're in her presence.

Got it.

Toph~ /o/

Will probably throw Sasuke at her. ...He's really interested in their world, because it's sort of similar >>

Sure! Except instead of a firebreathing emo ninja, we have a firebreathing loser emo prince.

SPARKY, GET OVER HERE AND GIVE ME A BACK RUB.

Bawwwww, Judith ;~;

I will miss her CR with Kanda ;~;

Aww, Judith was cool. Raven will need a new ~~rack~~ girl to ogle now.

But, YAY for Toph~ I'm excited about Avatar cast. All shiny~

There are plenty of other well-stacked women to take Judith's place. ~~Like Euphie.~~

I am very excited too!

Let healing commence when she intros! XD

Your one chance to make sure Toph's feet are regularly cleaned! You must be so happy, Katara!

She's practically doing this face. You just made her little dream come true~

...................SOB

IMSRY ;;