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Uh. Hello! Thorn here. /Zuko

Coming off hiatus... to announce that I'm going right back on hiatus for the rest of the month. :D; I'll be trapped behind the Great Firewall of China from the 12th - 30th, so unless I find both time and proxies, you won't see me at all. If you wanted to plan/assume stuff, now would be the time to speak up! Otherwise:

Roxas will be lurking about town, job-hunting and hanging out with people. He might need help with gift-shopping, since this is his second Christmas and he's actually got a few friends to buy for this year.

Tyki will be hanging around, doing his job and occasionally doing dumb hobo things to see how much people here'll let him get away with. No one gets presents except maybe Road and Florian.

Ayame will be dragging random people into his shop and putting them in dresses. Hey Teito hey hey Teito heyyy. :DDD Christmas presents go to Sohmas.

Assume your gifts or, if you really want me to exercise my brain, ask me. \o Godmode rights go to crews + whatever friends they have. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, Poly. See you next year. ♥

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What's Kaoru getting?

STUFF. If I were here, Roxas would be making a post helplessly asking what you get a guy who emphasizes fashion. Is acne cream an okay Christmas present? I mean, he buys a lot of it anyway, so saving his money's good, right? ...

As it is, he might just get Kaoru a video game. The two-player kind.

Clearly you should post while you can cause if Kaoru can hack he'll give suggestions like

+ mop socks
+ mighty putty
+ sham wow
+ an army of rubber duckies

But a video game he can kick Roxas' ass in is nice, too :D

Haha, I have to pack... and stare at my prof and wonder why she hasn't sent in the last recommendations... and so on and so forth, so I can't.

Also, Kaoru, you suck. We should've had a curse on Christmas day where Santa-NPC snuck around and stole presents from the undeserving so that Kaoru could've gotten stuck with COAL. 8|

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. All of it!

But Kaoru wants his present from Roxas! You can't take that away from him. Imagine his forlorn expression and feel bad.

I'm hungry. Feed me =_=

YDI. /no sympathy

Which is why he's getting a video game!

... I do actually have the urge to make food. Also we have like... two tons of the food I brought home from college in the fridge right now. |D

Well. Then. I will have to punt you.

Kaoru's getting Roxas something very secret and very lovely. I bet you can't even guess what it is. It's so mysterious and out of this world- you'll never even come close to guessing!

/eating out of your fridge ahhhh

It's okay, I know that you adore me and are writing fic for me really. :)

1. You haven't thought of something yet and are trying to get ideas from my guessing.
2. Kaoru's buying anti-matter in the form of Roxas's coat so that it'll cancel out. 8|

:O /THROWS MASTERBALL

You want catboy highschool rock band fic? I never knew you were into that kind of thing...

...SHUT UP. I HAD...IDEAS. 8(

.../caught. wiggles in masterball. is level 3.

Not precisely. I want you writing it. :D /saves blackmail material forever

Uh huh. Uh huh.

... /wasted only Master Ball

/TRAINS FOREVER 8|

I- I get to have blackmail on you, too, you know! Jesus. The shame.

Stop doubting me. I'm only not telling you my incredible ideas because I don't want you to know until after China.

/USES SPLASH!!!

What shame. Have I ever had shame?

... this is me giving you the most doubting look of all time.

/PLACES IN WATER, THAT BETTER bE AN AWESOME SPLASH GOING THERE 8|

Why am I here debating the existence of your ~~heart~~ shame rather than studying for my final tomorrow? |D;;

S-stop doubting me- you should have more faith in me, you know. I will put my cold feet on you!

/IS INEFFECTIVE

... because you SUCK. GO STUDY. I'm not even going to consider ceasing to doubt you because you need to study! GO.

/KICKS INTO A (STUDYING) PIT

BUT I DON'T WANT TO STUDY DON'T MAKE ME STUDY ;o;

But what you should do is stop me from claiming Yuri at every single claiming community I can get my hands on.

IT'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU.

... you're so lame. Use it as a reward system. Claim him once for every milestone in studying you manage.

I got an A on the first midterm, B+ on the first paper, A on the second midterm, and A on the second paper. My motivation is so nonexistent =_=

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NO AND PUNT ME.