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[calamaried]

Hello, dearest Poly. It is Ashley, player of Jack Vessalius and Nue. With me is Pit, the angel protagonist of a cool little 3DS game called Kid Icarus: Uprising (or, the game that fails to take itself seriously). He has no personal fourth wall and will cheerfully acknowledge that he is in fact a video game character. He also talks a lot about other Nintendo franchises! Though....he talks a lot in general.

And uses terrible puns. And sings occasionally.

He'll be dropping in during the week! ♥

Comments

[prefacing]

oh he's cute

/smishes pit

[errandry]

... yeah, okay, he's really cute. POLY MOE QUOTIENT: +1000?!

[worldofourown]

LAWL! Asdfghjkl. WHAT IS THIS CUTE? XDDD

[calamaried]

yes good.

[calamaried]

THE GOAL IS TO PUSH IT

OVER


NINE-THOUSAND

[prefacing]

why do I only play a tsun in poly T_T

/needs a cute person

[calamaried]

IT IS RAW ANGEL POWER.

[child_radical]

Does he talk about Captain N the Gamemaster which made him look like Cupid's understudy?

[calamaried]

are you saying tsuns aren't cute people


is that what is actually happening here

[prefacing]

but they're not openly cute!!! 8(

[calamaried]

there is such a thing as unmentionables okok

[child_radical]

At least he got the better end of the stick unlike Mega Man and Simon Belmont.

[calamaried]

there is a point here somewhere, isn't there

[prefacing]

i don't know, is there......

[calamaried]

I. Will not argue with you there. T_T

(BUT DID YOU SEE THE CAPCOM/SEGA/NAMCO CROSSOVER GAME IN THE WORKS DID YOU DID YOU)

[calamaried]

what were we talking about

[sixwinged]

Is this when Poly finally tips overboard into moe, and everything turns sparkly.

[prefacing]

.....I don't remember. :|a

[calamaried]

GONNA MAKE DEM SPARKLES RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

[sixwinged]

OH MISTA PIT, OOHHH?

[calamaried]

odd weather we're having today.

[calamaried]

will always accept praise.

in the form of cake.

[sixwinged]

only if you help bake it.

[calamaried]

but- but- Lady Palutena always just.....makes food appear.

WHAT IS BAKING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

[sixwinged]

IT'S THAT THING

PEOPLE NEED TO DO

TO GET CAKE.

[child_radical]

The 90s and 80s have done a lot of injustice towards video games in cartoon form.

[YES BUT THE ONLY REASON I'M GONNA PLAY IT IS FOR SANGER ZONVOLT, THE SWORD THAT SMITES EVIL. THERE HAD BETTER BE A CHESTO INVOLVED OR ELSE I SHALL GO BACK TO HAKKAI-HEN AND SAISEI-HEN AND L.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

ffff so used to seeing him in Smash. I'm like WAIT ANGELA-no, Ashley!