Hello, it's Leah again (Luke, Mike, only gods ever, I guess) and here is John Egbert. Oddly enough, he's technically the main character of Homestuck. Even though he's a jerky dork. He still has an incredibly optimistic charm, though, I suppose.

John is a 14 year old kid (and Dave's bff) who's been in a really crappy fully immersive game for a while now and he is going to MAKE EVERYONE BE FRIENDS IF IT KILLS HIM.

Now for the fun bit: the text.

john doesn't have a quirk, really!
he's just an ordinary kid with ordinary text!
not like trolls or anything.
about all he does is not capitalise stuff, and use blue, so if the blue is an issue, let me know.

ANYWAY, yes. Here is John. I'll probably intro him tomorrow.