Hi guys! So, Bruce Banner, not knowing that Luke is a fire god, sent him down to plant sensors in the sewers. Unfortunately, Luke isn't entirely all that well-acquainted with the concept of a sewer, which means when he fights off a gator in the usual way, he's going to start a fire. Which he won't think is a much of a big deal until it hits a methane pocket and starts off a small series of explosions. Fireballs rushing through the sewers! Pipes exploding! Manhole covers shooting into the air, followed by enormous jets of shooting flame.

HERE'S THE DEAL. I need help from you guys! This event will happen on Monday and I'm allowed to have a maximum of five people hurt or killed by this. So I'll do a little list thingy in case anyone wants to sign up for burns or manhole braining, or like. A horrific toilet accident, idk.

1. Dave Strider
2. Charlie McGee
3. Korra
4.
5.

That way you'll know if there's space left. Also, if anyone really wants their plumbing wrecked, tell me what building you're in and that will be the one he's under. First come first served!!!

The whole event will only last for a couple hours, because it'll be a really fast chain of events, but he is still a fire god, so once he's done being amused by it, he'll stop it.

Hello hello city people, my name is Kestrel and I'm totally super new to this place. More importantly, I'm bringing in Riku from that one really pretty manga nobody ever talks about, Angel's Doubt! He is basically a derp with god-tier bad luck, which is a horribly bad combination which results in such events as falling off bridges and getting attacked by bees. But don't worry! He's used to it.

Um. So you can reach me at rikoren on plurk or aim or a couple other places if you bother to look, and I look forward to playing here!