Hello hello! This be Eri, Lady Stupidface from Lamescester. You probably haven't noticed the disappearance but on the off chance that someone has, I am alive and still lame. Just slow, in many many ways.

So! A note of slowness from me as I creep back into the land of RP after dropping the ball, affecting a couple characters as listed below. If you need something from me as usual, a DM on Twitter is a good idea @aeried!

cuffyoutwice, ageoftheg33k, rehymenator, fromlegal & letskillpeople

And now I'll be on my way!

Hey, Poly! Alex here with a slight heads-up and an opportunity for some CR and plotting!

Okay, so tomorrow morning when the blizzard begins to let up, Rosella is going to head out into the wild to search for the poor unfortunate waif who is supposedly hurt and trapped out there in the snow. This is because she is entirely gullible and has no idea that the poor unfortunate waif is, in fact, the Tickler looking for prey. Sob.

However! She will be getting away reasonably unscathed, thanks to her kickass stone of teleportation at random, which she will be using to GTFO with all due speed once things go south. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played the King's Quest games knows, the magic stone of teleportation is notoriously unreliable, and in fact has a tendency to dump people in really inconvenient places when it is used. Because in King's Quest, apparently "random" means "makes you realize you were actually better off before you used it, as opposed to after".

SO. Here's where the opportunity comes in!

Is anyone interested in having one terrified and potentially slightly injured princess come crash-landing into them tomorrow? She doesn't necessarily have to literally fall on top of anyone (though I am totally open to that if you like); she just has to end up someplace reasonably inconvenient in their proximity--trapped on the roof, caught in a tree, whatever. She could even appear in midair somewhere and come hurtling toward the ground, if someone's feeling particularly heroic and wants to catch her. I am open to working out possibilities and scenarios!

Aaaaaand...there's really only one "slot", per se, so this is a first-come, first-served basis, I guess? But if you're interested, please let me know!

EDIT: Officially dibsed by dude_imbatman!

Thanks, Poly. ♥~