"Citizen seeking Citizen. You: beautiful, amazing, talented, unusual hair, cursed out of your mind. Me: handsome, amazing, talented, in love, unusual hair, cursed out of my mind. We met in the City square and exchanged glances. I think there was a real connection between us. You went to Cafe Juliet, I went to Cybernetics. I think we should have gone to the same place. Please contact me. I'll be in Cafe Juliet at five this evening. That was when you went before, right? I promise I'm not as creepy as that sounds. I'll be wearing a red hat. Send me a message on the Network if you want to meet. Let's meet before midnight." You know that missed connections part of the personals ad section? Well, somehow, the Network has become one giant missed connections section. Citizens glimpse one another in their daily routines--maybe they know one another, maybe they don't, but there was a real connection there. And what better way to reconnect than through the Network and a few arranged meetings.

Planning pooost! Place your character's name here to arrange connections: hits or yet another miss. Or perhaps you want a hand wording those ad descriptions? Right here! Feel free to have them be deceiving, we are bias when we say we're beauti~ful, aren't we? The missed connections can only be ads, you got a case of the nerves. And of course there are meetings face to face with that tall, dark, handsome... midget. Name the place and time, baby. The curse rolls Thursday, June 10th.

Okay so after Riley totally owned this one friend turned bully I've finally decided to update him to season 3! Any housemates can feel free to notice he's gone if ya want.

I'll be taking him out say oh right abooout NOW. And he'll be gone until maybe Friday at the latest. I... don't really think calling a hiatus is necessary, since I can really bring him back at ANY time, but I just figured him being away for a bit couldn't hurt. And neither could maybe just a tad bit of canon review for me. Nothing really serious enough to call a hiatus for. Besides, I'll still be tagging his old entry so I'm not technically gonna be gone anywhere

Prof. Dr. Laszlo Jamf is bored of your antics. He's tired of being a paperpusher. He's fed up with triplicate forms in pretty colors. He disliked these aspects of academia. He packed up his lunchpail and went to work for Yoyodyne over that one, back in the days before he started hating covalent bonds.

Laszlo Jamf wants to do science.

And he wants to do science on your character.

( The Nature of the Residents of the City: A Proposal for On-Going and TL;DR Experimental Studies )

And, yes, that's what this was all about~ I admit, it's something of an elaborate plot, and I apologize for my tl;dr. And, yep, it's mod-approved♥ If you have any questions (or even suggestions), feel free to ask and I'll be glad to answer. And, if you're interested, feel free to get yourselves organized in this post. Also, if you'd like to know what, um, inspired or precipitated this, check out this film (potential squick warning!).

So...any volunteers~? I'll be taking volunteers for the next day or two!