HAAAAY. This is Jules, rolling back around, and dragging this guy with her.
ASCH THE BLOODY. FROM TALES OF THE ABYSS. HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY SHOUT THIS MUCH.
...EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE DOES. ESPECIALLY IF YOUR NAME IS LUKE. AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. AND YOUR NAME IS LUKE. It's understood that Asch has constant PMS, that he is in great danger of his face freezing into his usual expression, which is that of having just swallowed a bug. Like, a giant cockroach, or a centipede.
ASCH IS ACTUALLY KIND OF COMPLICATED BENEATH HIS GRRRRRR but, you know, he tries to play it cool. He was--uhh spoilers, idk, his life sucked and then he died.
He's a giant contradiction that fell out of the contradiction tree, hit every contradictory branch on the way down, and as he was lying there in an aching, broken, bloody, contradictory heap, a contradiction bear came along and shook him around, and accidentally flung him down the contradiction mountain, and he landed in the contradiction river, and why haven't I stopped typing, and oh then he went over the contradiction waterfall.
Like that. By the way, he's kind of contradictory. DOES THE WORD MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU ANYMORE? and he has a soft spot for a certain princess, but he's not Luke ok, and uhhhh, nobles.
I'm. Going to. Stop now. Hover or friend add contaminations. I'm not doing it because I never keep up :/ so no pressure.
ASCH THE BLOODY. FROM TALES OF THE ABYSS. HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY SHOUT THIS MUCH.
...EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE DOES. ESPECIALLY IF YOUR NAME IS LUKE. AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. AND YOUR NAME IS LUKE. It's understood that Asch has constant PMS, that he is in great danger of his face freezing into his usual expression, which is that of having just swallowed a bug. Like, a giant cockroach, or a centipede.
ASCH IS ACTUALLY KIND OF COMPLICATED BENEATH HIS GRRRRRR but, you know, he tries to play it cool. He was--uhh spoilers, idk, his life sucked and then he died.
He's a giant contradiction that fell out of the contradiction tree, hit every contradictory branch on the way down, and as he was lying there in an aching, broken, bloody, contradictory heap, a contradiction bear came along and shook him around, and accidentally flung him down the contradiction mountain, and he landed in the contradiction river, and why haven't I stopped typing, and oh then he went over the contradiction waterfall.
Like that. By the way, he's kind of contradictory. DOES THE WORD MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU ANYMORE? and he has a soft spot for a certain princess, but he's not Luke ok, and uhhhh, nobles.
I'm. Going to. Stop now. Hover or friend add contaminations. I'm not doing it because I never keep up :/ so no pressure.
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