...or something of that sort.

Hey! During La Bohème, the Master will own a bordello/secret opium den called Tambour Amoureux!

Do you has?!

Um, I mean, it needs people to work for it. Namely, entertainers, bartenders, maintenance-types and, of course, lots of ladies of the proverbial night. And literal night too. Anyone interested? The Master is a foreigner ("English") but he will fiercely protect his property girls. NO-ONE COMES TO HARM unless it's him doing the harming. Oh, and feel free to drop in, of course, customers are QUITE important.

Employees So Far:

• Master's Right Hand Man: Luke Valentine
• Madame: Inara Serra
• Opium Supplier/Doctor: Solomon Goldsmith
• Prostitute/Slayer?: Faith Lehane
• Prostitute: Boaz Priestly
• Prostitute: Rain
• Prostitute: Penny
• Dancer/Entertainer: Alice (harassmentgirl)
• Bouncer: Seifer Almasy
• Recruiter: Aion (As in he finds the girls, and will CATCH YOU IF YOU TRY TO RUN.)
• Maintenance: Anthony Rutherford

Past Employee: Saya Otonashi (All you other employees will recognise her from the paaaast. But she is now Solomon's kept woman.)

SUP, POLY PEOPLE. YOU MAY RECOGNIZE ME.

No, yeah, I renamed Ino's journal. Same one as boobsorgtfo, just... better. Prettier. ~Shinier~. Because oh god the old one was driving me crazy. AND IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HAS A SHIKAMARU TO MATCH WITH ANYMORE ANYWAY.

/stares at Soo

tl;dr: boobsorgtfo is now floralities.





...You can stop judging me, poly.


EDITED TO ADD, WHICH I ORIGINALLY TYPED AS 'EDITED TO ASS': I, uh, haven't been getting notifs for... oh, about four days now, so please to not be blaming me if you gets slow tags or NO TAGS AT ALL. Blame Frank, the dick goat who keeps eating the wires leading to my inbox. 8<

On that note, feel free to direct me to threads you wanted continuing, even if they're a few days old.

/slides out

If there is an award for useless spamming I think I am in the running, gaiz.

SO REMEMBER THIS GUY. he hasn't been gone all that long so you very well may.

After some contemplation, consultation and conversation, I've decided that since I really don't want to drop him, I'm not going to. However, I do want something of a clean slate, so I'll be restarting Brian, and repicking him from an earlier point in the series. Just after Shrink Wrap, if you're curious~

THIS MEANS:
a) he won't be dead,
b) will be more schemey than broody, and
c) will, um, still be a remorseless sociopath. oops.
and of course, d) won't remember anyone or anything here.


I will happily work to re-establish the CR he had, and maybe not be so lame about it this time, an' some new stuff too. Um, I would appreciate it if folks could avoid spoiling him too greatly on his future? I am not going to ask anyone to forget anything they know, or anything like that, just-- be gentle, if you could. Maybe quietly gloat, that's fun to do, right? ^^; If you have further questions or specific issues or whatnot please feel free to catch me on aim anytime [cold dry pieces] or at my contact post!

<3