Helloooooooo and good morning. Poly's popular 4th Wall Day is on the morrow, that's April 1st. Yes that's April Fool's Day. No this post isn't a joke!

Players: This curse will go smoothly for our 4th Wallers if you put in an OOC note in your post or in your relevant comment specifying what you do and do not want. For example, OOC: 4th Wall is a go, player journals are welcome, but please no duplicates/alternates of my character. Or Please just under no circumstances tell Dr. Crowe that he's already dead.

4th Wallers: Be considerate. You're guests with these non-poly characters and journals. This is a fun curse, not a trolling curse (unless it's purely and consensually at the expense of your character).

What Journals Are Allowed: Player journals, characters from other games, characters you have dropped, characters you'd like to play and want to give them a quick test run. Duplicate or Alternate Universe versions of characters in play are allowed with player permission. Please check before bringing in your alts if the player hasn't specified in advance; players please be clear about your stance on alts. Players who are not members of polychromatic can post to poly characters for the duration of this curse; the only exception beyond April 1st is any poly player who wishes to backdate.

As this is a curse, if your character is inadvertently given information you didn't think to specify as off limits for 4th Walling, the day after the curse that character may wake to find his memory of the curse somewhat hazy on the details. Communicate, communicate, communicate if you don't want others remembering something from the curse, and better still, be clear in advance.

Woooooo! Finally back from New York and so glad to be home in California. All my kids are back (though apparently Abby is going to be a little down and Aya has a buddy now...well that's cool.)

I have tons of pictures but they aren't up yet. I'll do that in a bit.

So, I think I'm caught up but what did I miss besides all of you? (This concerns Artemis, Graendal, Lestat, Mat, Marishka, Abby, Marron, Kincaid, Shin, Maeve, Aya.)

Okay...time to get back into RP life.

Poly,

It's been a great 7, 8 months, and I know I haven't been the most ideal of player out there. I was always preoccupied with RL to be able to tag the people I should've tagged, and sometimes, a little too unapproachable. I dropped characters just as soon as I picked them up, before a CR could be developed significantly, and had activity balance issues. And to this very day, it continues, and people have noticed. And I don't want to bog anyone down.

I know now where my priorities lie, and it's not with RPing—I should've seen this from a mile away, because it shows with the recent tags I'm giving; there's no voice, there's no consistency in timing or characterization, and well, I drop tags everywhere, haha. So now, I'm wiping my hands free of it, though I'll never forget you all! As I slowly made drops in the other games I was in, I put a lot of thought into Poly. And now, I'm finally wrapping my time at Poly to a close, as well as my run on LJ in general.

And now for the ninjas, ( the details: )

Noooow, please friend remove plsgtfo here or hover plsgtfo!

Keep rockin', Poly!
Soo

Poly Police Force

The Police Force is going to be hiring "Consultants", which means if someone has a skill or a trait that might be beneficial to the Police Force but the character in question might not have Police Force Training or want to be a Police Officer. It can be a full time basis, or a part time (aka case by case) basis. That is for you to decide. If they are full time, I just ask that they have a broad trait or a trait that can be used a lot. Part time would be like they can tell who last wore glasses or something like that which would be called upon case by case. If your character has something broader and doesn't want to be full time, that is also fine. They will be listed on the Police Force page and it will give the Police Force someone to call upon if they come across a case that the Consultant might be trained in or have knowledge about.

So~ if you have a character that might be interested, you can post here! I'll be putting up a post with Roy advertising this fact (most likely the 2nd of April to avoid April 1st curse day). I'm familiar with a good deal of canons, but not all, so a format such as: "name: talent/specialty" would be appreciated, and also some indication of whether they would like to be full time or part time. To be hired, it can be assumed that they have come in for an interview with Roy (and/or Olivier?) on a particular day to demonstrate their skills. Maybe certain Heads too can be there if it is a skill that would help them (up to you Heads!)

The current Police Force list is here. I've gone by what Hawkeye had, as well as updates from people when I missed something. If your character is listed in the Police Force, and you are active, I've kept you, but if you don't want your character to be so, just give me a poke here or on the list.

Any questions, concerns, or clarification, post here.
Thanks!

SO.

Tomorrow is 4th wall day.

It is also April Fool's Day.

And Fred's birthday. 8D

TO CELEBRATE THE EVENT, he will be leaving goodies out and about for people to stumble across- Canary Creams, Ton-Tongue Toffee, a Nosebleed Nougat or two...and a brand new invention, Lizard Lozenges (which, you guessed it, turn you into a lizard- though they're still in the test stages, ahur~ you might just wind up with lizard eyes or a lizard tongue). Effects last anywhere from a few minutes, to a few hours (you can play around with that).

And never fear- the stuff will still be around the following day. I know 4th walling takes up a lot of attention (I'll be doing plenty of it myself). ♥

AND CABIN MATES- do not be surprised if the toilet shouts obscenities at you tomorrow. :D

[Mod-approved~!]

Now I'm gonna lie down and try to get rid of this migraine.

So this coming Grab Bag Weekend, Chuck Bass will be affected by the Sexuality Reversal Curse.

Because I promised there will be equality, where molesting by Chuck Bass is concerned. So yes.

Chuck Bass is going gay.

And possibly discovering bisexuality afterwards(I haven't decided yet).

But that means we're collecting the names of boys in Poly that would be considered available for flirting/molesting/more-slash-friendly-action/morning after posts (take a pick).

Why yes, I'm asking you to pimp your characters and throw Chuck Bass at them.

I really hate to be doing this buuut... it's not working out. This past month I've been strung out and completely upset over random silly things and I'm just miserable. I looked at Marue's posts and because of that I realize that she's only got one for this month. I was going to make a post but I felt it'd be a waste, she fell so out of touch with the other characters here. And while I know that the voice is still there, the time isn't.

To make a long story short, friend remove i_canread. To say that I'll probably pick her up again in the future would just be false hope.

I'm not dropping Angelica yet but I have to think about it.

HEY! HEY! Remember this? Don't post anything until I get the OK from mods--Cella has been a failblob, and in these weeks of swimming through paperwork and homework and work work, forgot the important rule of Ask The Mods First. Well, I did it today. As soon as I get word from them, I shall let you know how that'll go!

DON'T BURN ME ALIVE YET.

STOP! PROTEST TIME!

Hello, guys. Remember this? Your lovely Runaways cast has been forced under threat of torture joined Gert in her endeavour to make a stand and let the citizens' voices be heard throughout the City. On this historical day, March 31st, a crowd of people will be gathering in the City Square, somewhere in your viccinity, and doing what all good pacifict protests do: BOTHER SNAPE! BOTHERBOTHERBOTHER make a difference.

So here is how it goes!

1. Those who told Gert they could count on their support as well as any newcomers, latecomers, onlookers, etc., are free to join. It's a Bring Your Own Banner party, so...bring your own banner! If you want, obviously. Feel free to have your pups notice the suckers standing in the Square; mockery is also good, but don't expect Gert not to retaliate and put you on the black list (which is Gertinese for 'Old Lace's future lunch'). Deities might drop by to mock as well, or so I've heard, but so far no threats of curses or mysterious deaths. Hey, we're puny ants after all, but the least we can do is tickle until it annoys them, right? Right!

2. Pacific means pacific, but...well, I can't control everyone. In a potest/march of any kind, there's always the moron who thinks it'd all be more effective if someone threw some rocks at the police force. If your pup's that king of guy, feel free to make them do the IC thing to do. I'm going on a limb here and asking you nicely not to destroy private property, or anything else that's really chaotic. Also remember: Gert and Old Lace shall be controling like dictators pros.

3. Make your own post about it, log it, whatever you wish to do about it is perfectly fine by me. It would be nice if I could get a pertinent link to the posts in this here post, so I can foward it to Lelouch-mun, in case they still are interested in this fiasco.

4. Let your voice be heard, Polychromats!

♥ ,
Cella.

[P.S. MOD-APPROVED!]

I hate to do this, but I'm going to have to drop Mickey. He's had a good run, but it's hard playing one half of a duo alone for so long. When you can't even think of anything to post just to meet the limit on the last day of the month...yeah, it's time ):

Cori gets his bike back with a few scuffs on it. Budd gets leftover dinosaur steak. Elle gets another empty box.

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