What do you do when you've got a horde of zombies after your head and you don't have a stake/silver bullets/flamethrowers/shotguns?

Well, call the Hiro Nakamura Teleportation Hotline, of course.

ZOMBIE ATTACK 2008: ZOMG IT'S A PLOT!!!

BACKGROUND:

As most of us are aware of, there are a ton of people who are gradually zombifying and getting really violent/hungering for fleshhh. Hiro Nakamura (ibrokehistory) gets out a lot. He notices these things. And today, he happened to help an NPC that was getting attacked by teleporting her out of the way. Since it was so effective, he thought: Why not help everyone? Thus, the Hiro Nakamura Teleportation Hotline was born.

WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU:

If your character is randomly getting attacked, preferably in a place that's pretty visible on the whole, you might have a cute little Asian office worker stopping by to hold him/her firmly by the shoulder and teleport somewhere safe (e.g. an empty field in Xanadu, Cafe Juliet, it's up to you), after which he will deliver said character to whatever place of your choosing, such as the character's apartment, where the character can barricade the doors, windows, so forth. The process will be fast, and you might not catch anything more than Hiro's name, if that.

Soon, once the success of this plan snowballs, Hiro will spread his phone number around so that people can call/text him with their location, if they're in a private place and such, and he'll go there to rescue them straight off. Regulus will do the same, phone post being here.

TL;DR???

If you want your character to see zombies but not be eaten by them, you can assume Hiro teleporting them somewhere safe.

TELEPORTATION JUSTICE LEAGUE:

Hiro will be ably accompanied, shortly after his heroic efforts begin, by one Regulus Black (facesdeath), who is able to side-along people through Apparition. Thus, instead of a short Asian office worker, you might get a devilish Slytherin instead (but remember, folks, no fourth-walling him please). eta; Peter Petrelli (totallyyourhero) will also be teleporting/locating people for this plot!

...I have also been informed that at some point, the Young Avengers crew might join in. And steal some of Hiro's thunder. Sob wry u do dis.

SIGN-UPS?:

...are not really necessary, since the plot is assumed. If you'd like, however, to maintain friendships with your wobbly-cheeked savior, please drop me a note here so that Hiro can recognize faces! (Since keeping track of Poly flist = daunting.)

QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? CONCERNS?:

Drop a line here! I'm flexible, bb. ♥

And, of course, this plot is mod-approved! ♥

Hi. I'm simargl_wings, and I'll be playing Tseng of Final Fantasy VII at the journal turk_director

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Pleased to meet you all. I'm pretty new to RP, so if I miss my cue or something just poke me with a stick. ^_^

Please don't eat me

So this has been coming for a good while now - I love playing this character, but some really dumb changes were made to the character's past in canon that I don't like blah blah I got Joss'd, I tried to hack it but it's not fair of me to like, ignore canon, and it's become harder and harder to want to log in with him, so:

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Heroes cast is bad ass and I love you all. Thank you to everybody who played with him. ♥

HI THERE... I'm new to the game!

The name is Lisa, and I'm bringing in the angstbucket Kain Highwind of Final Fantasy IV. Yaaay for old school FF games (with nice and shiny updated releases XD)!

So please...

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...and I look forward to playing here! Contact is at phyrestar330 on AIM. Thanks!

Bet you didn't see this coming! (orz)

I've really, really loved playing at poly. I've had a lot of fun, and basically I think all of you are great. (Well, except maybe you. You know who you are. ... ah, what the hell, you're great too.) So it's all me, man. Maybe I could keep meeting the activity requirement if I put my mind to it, but I don't have the time management skills to really get into the game and play the way I want to. Poly and the wonderful Bleach crew deserve better than "hay guys what's going on in this City?? / I was behind the couch the whole time, lol!" a couple times a month, so...

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No-one knows what the future holds, so don't think you've won!! When you least expect it (or when my obligations and priorities get a convenient reshuffle...?), I might just come back in some form to menace all y'all again.

S-so take care, okay? ;w; (And thank you for everything!)