http://primrosella.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] primrosella.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] poly_tldr 2011-11-27 03:57 am (UTC)

The SCENE: a DARK ROOM, probably illuminated by A CANDLE or some OTHER kind of LIGHTING APPARATUS

The SETTING: a TABLE of some VARIETY (or possibly a KITCHEN COUNTER) upon which are a MORTAR, a PESTLE, a CHARCOAL BRAZIER, a BOWL, a SPOON, and an OLD AND POSSIBLY EVIL BOOK

In YOUR POSSESSION: at least THREE ACORNS, at least a CUP of NIGHTSHADE JUICE, an EMPTY POUCH, and a MAGIC WAND

Your CURRENT TEMPERAMENT: vague stirrings of CONCERN and WORRY. You have recently received BAD NEWS that your FAMILY is going to be KIDNAPPED by a MALEVOLENT ENTITY (who is an EVIL WIZARD) and held HOSTAGE until your IDIOT BROTHER undoes a SPELL that changed the MALEVOLENT ENTITY'S BROTHER into a BLACK CAT. You have also recently WITNESSED the aforementioned MALEVOLENT ENTITY dangling your IDIOT BROTHER in front of the CAT like a CHEW TOY. He has also threatened to FEED YOUR MOTHER to the CAT if your IDIOT BROTHER does not COMPLY. To your GREAT DISTRESS, you are AWARE that the spell in question is IRREVERSIBLE.

Your CURRENT MOTIVATION: cast the EVER-LIVING HELL out of this SPELL and HIDE IT on your PERSON, such that when you EVENTUALLY RETURN HOME, you can USE IT on the MALEVOLENT ENTITY and buy yourself and your FAMILY a chance to ESCAPE.

(You are also well aware that this is KIND OF A STUPID IDEA, but you don't have any BETTER ONES at the moment.)

Your ACTIONS: Basically, the steps in the LINKED VIDEO: grinding up the ACORNS, dumping them in a BOWL with some NIGHTSHADE, stirring it over a CHARCOAL BRAZIER (who even uses those anymore, anyway), drying it on the TABLE, and INCANTING a CHEESY RHYME while WAVING the MAGIC WAND

Also good to NOTE: You are feeling a vague sense of URGENCY to get this COMPLETED. This is because it is your BIRTHDAY within a WEEK OR TWO and you think you may be DEPARTING from the CITY at that TIME.

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