Elmer C. Albatross (
undespairing) wrote in
poly_tldr2011-11-20 08:59 pm
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so i herd you like smiles
Hello Poly, my name is Kestrel and I am bringing in the happiest person on the face of all the universes. Or at least the happiest-looking?
...Anyway his name is Elmer C. Albatross (The C stands for Coolguy) and he is the 1700s equivalent of...the complete opposite of an emo kid I guess! His ultimate goal is to make everybody in the world happy, he will declare himself your friend whether you like it or not and will not hesitate to ship you with your ~one true love~ if he thinks you've got one. Which you totally do, don't lie, guys. It is also impossible to wipe that grin off his face so don't bother trying.
So um. friend add undespairing or just forget all that and hover like the cool people do. ♥
...Anyway his name is Elmer C. Albatross (The C stands for Coolguy) and he is the 1700s equivalent of...the complete opposite of an emo kid I guess! His ultimate goal is to make everybody in the world happy, he will declare himself your friend whether you like it or not and will not hesitate to ship you with your ~one true love~ if he thinks you've got one. Which you totally do, don't lie, guys. It is also impossible to wipe that grin off his face so don't bother trying.
So um. friend add undespairing or just forget all that and hover like the cool people do. ♥